Friday’s Child

Chapter Twenty

WHILE THESE EVENTS WERE IN PROGRESS, Hero was residing in Upper Camden Place, Bath, the guest of Lady Saltash. At first a little frightened of an old lady who was generally held to be both formidable and sharp-tongued, she had soon settled down, and quite lost her shyness. The pug, not being as yet gathered to its fathers, was her particular charge; in addition to brushing this stertorous animal, and taking it for walks on the end of a leash, she played cribbage with her hostess, read to her from the newspapers, and accompanied her to the Grand Pump Room, or to the Assembly Rooms, where her ladyship was a subscriber to the Card and Reading Rooms. She had removed her wedding ring and reverted to the use of her maiden name, two proceedings which drew an approving nod from Lady Saltash. It was at first difficult to remember that she was again Miss Wantage, and when Lady Saltash took her to one of the Dress Balls at the New Assembly Rooms she drew shocked eyes upon herself by moving unconsciously towards the benches set aside for the use of peeresses. But this little slip was easily glossed over, and as soon as the Master of Ceremonies had been presented to her, and had signified his approval of Lady Saltash’s young protégée, her social comfort was assured. In the nature of things, she cared little for this, and would have been glad to have lived the life of a recluse would Lady Saltash but have permitted it. But Lady Saltash had no opinion of recluses, and she gave Hero some very good advice about never being led into the error of wearing one’s heart upon one’s sleeve.

“Depend upon it, my love, nothing is more tiresome than the person who is for ever bemoaning her fate. Recollect that no one has the smallest interest in the troubles of another! To be shutting yourself up because you fancy your heart is broken will not do at all. Do not wear a long face! As well heave sighs, than which nothing could be more vulgar!”

Hero promised to do her best to be cheerful, but said that it was sometimes hard to smile when she was so very miserable.

“Fiddle-de-dee!” replied Lady Saltash. “When you have had as much cause as I to talk of being made miserable you may do so, but believe me, my love, you know nothing of the matter as yet, and very likely never will. From what you have told me, you have not the least need to put yourself into a taking. I have known Anthony any time these twenty years, and you have gone the right way to work with him. I dare say he may be tearing out his hair by the roots by this time!”

“But I never, never meant him to be made unhappy or anxious!” Hero exclaimed, looking quite oppressed.

“Very like you did not. You are a silly little puss, my love. My grandson has more sense, it appears, for he certainly means Anthony to be excessively anxious.”

“Oh, he must not! That would be worse than all the rest!” Hero cried distressfully.

“Nonsense! It is high time that boy was made to think, which I’ll be bound he has never done in his life. I do not scruple to tell you, my love, that I have been agreeably surprised by what you have told me. It appears that Anthony has behaved towards you with more consideration that I should have expected in one reared to consider nothing but his own convenience. I dare swear he has been in love with you all this while without having the least notion of it. It will do him a great deal of good to miss you.”

Hero regarded her hopefully. “Do you think so indeed, dear ma’am? But perhaps you do not perfectly understand that he only married me because Isabella Milborne refused to accept his hand?”

“Do not talk to me about this Miss Milborne! She sounds to me just the insipid sort of girl who passes for a beauty in these days! Now, when I was young — However, that’s neither here nor there! I shall be surprised if we find that Anthony cares a fig for her. Soon or late, mark my words! we shall have him posting down here to find you, and I will tell you now, my child, that if you mean to let him discover you halfway to a decline, I shall wash my hands of you! That is no way to handle a man. A little jealousy will work wonders with that boy: he has been too sure of you! I must tell you, my love, that these Verelsts are all the same! Like Pug there! Let no one wish to touch his bone, and ten to one he will not look at it. Lay but a finger on it, and all at once he knows that there is nothing he wants more in the world, and he will snarl, and show his teeth, and stand guard over it with all his bristles on end! I am determined that if Anthony comes to look for you, he shall find you living in tolerable comfort without him.”

Hero looked doubtful, but the idea of Sherry’s coming to look for her was so precious to her that she raised no further demur at the programme outlined for her by her worldly-wise hostess.

Mr Ringwood, though not generally held to be a good correspondent, wrote with painstaking regularity, reporting on Sherry’s progress. Hero shed tears in secret over these letters, and had she not made up her mind to allow Sherry time to forget her, if he should wish to do so, she would have written to set his mind at rest at least a dozen times. When she heard that he had plunged into an orgy of gaiety, she really did feel as though her heart must break, and believed that he had ceased to grieve over her disappearance. When she could command her voice, she sought out Lady Saltash, and tried, for the third or fourth time, to broach the question of her applying for a post in a Young Ladies’ Seminary.

Her ladyship cut her short. “Don’t put on those missish airs with me, Hero! What has happened to make you start on that nonsense again, pray?”

“Only that I have had a letter from Gil, ma’am, which — which — ’’

Her ladyship held out an imperative hand, a little twisted by gout. After a moment’s hesitation, Hero gave up the letter. Lady Saltash read it with an unmoved countenance. “Going to the devil, is he?” she commented. “Very likely. Just as I expected! Pray, what is there in this billet, beyond the lamentable spelling, to make you pull that long face?”

“Don’t you think Sherry is forgetting all about me, ma’am?” Hero asked wistfully.

“What, because he is behaving like a sulky boy? No such thing! He is determined no one, least of all yourself, my love, shall guess how much he cares. Really, I begin to have hopes of that tiresome boy! Put the letter up, my dear, and think no more of it! I apprehend we might find the piece they are playing at the Theatre Royal tolerably amusing. Have the goodness to sit down at my desk, and write two little notes, inviting Sir Carlton Frome and Mr Jasper Tarleton to do me the honour of accompanying me there tomorrow evening. We will send one of the servants round to procure a box for us.”

Hero obeyed her. She paused in the middle of her task to look up, and to say: “After all, if Sherry may amuse himself I do not know why I should not too!”

“Excellent!” said her ladyship, laughing. “Do you mean to break Mr Tarleton’s heart? I wish you may do it!”

Hero gave a chuckle. “Why, he is quite old, ma’am!”

“Quite old! If he is a day more than thirty-five I will never wear my new wig again!”

“Well, too old to break his heart,” amended Hero. “I like him extremely, for he is always so very kind and civil, and he makes me laugh.”

Lady Saltash, who was deriving considerable entertainment from watching her old friend, Jasper Tarleton, succumb to her protégée’s innocent charm, cast her a thoughtful look, but refrained from saying anything more. She had a certain fondness for Mr Tarleton, but having attempted a great many times to interest him in some eligible damsel and having seen her efforts on his behalf quite wasted, she acknowledged that it would afford her a certain degree of satisfaction to know that he had lost his heart to a lady as unattainable as she was uninterested. Mr Tarleton, thought her ladyship, was a great deal too sure of himself, and a little tumble would do him no harm at all.

Mr Jasper Tarleton was a bachelor, the owner of a comfortable little property situated a few miles outside Bath. He was known to be bookish, a circumstance which possibly accounted for his not having felt the lure of London; and it was generally supposed that he had suffered a disappointment in youth, which had given him a distaste for matrimony. However that might have been, without betraying any of the signs of the confirmed misogynist, he had certainly contrived to remain single, and was held to be a hard case indeed. Numerous females had set their caps at him, for besides being possessed of a handsome competence, he was good-looking, his air distinguished, and his manners very pleasing. But while he was happy to oblige any lady by flirting with her in an elegant and quite unexceptionable fashion, he never left the favoured fair in any doubt of his total lack of serious intention.

He first met Hero at a whist party at Lady Saltash’s house. Something in her which made her different from the carefully drilled young ladies of his acquaintance instantly caught his attention, but he remained largely impervious to her charm until one evening at the theatre, when he walked with her between the acts in the foyer, and she delighted him by asking in the most innocent way if this was where the bits of muslin promenaded, just as they did at Covent Garden? He was enchanted, answered her without betraying the smallest sign of surprise, and only permitted himself to laugh when she exclaimed in dismay: “Oh, dear, I should not have said that! I am in a scrape again!”

He assured her she might say what she chose to him, and they had a very interesting conversation, which would certainly have horrified even Lady Saltash, who was known to be broadminded to a fault. Mr Tarleton supposed that Hero must have culled her knowledge from a brother, but when he tried tactfully to discover what her antecedents were, she flushed and returned such evasive answers that good breeding forbade him to press his inquiries. But from that day onward it was noticeable that Mr Tarleton was spending more of his time in Bath than ever before; and when he actually appeared at the Lower Assembly Rooms, and stood up with Hero for the minuet as well as for one of the country dances, his numerous friends and acquaintances could scarcely believe their eyes, and told one another that poor dear Jasper was in a fair way to being caught at last.

As might have been expected, no such idea crossed Hero’s mind. She thought her new acquaintance past the age of falling in love, and treated him very much as she had been in the habit of treating Sherry’s bachelor friends. From having associated largely with them during the past months, she found herself at home in male company; and from having, since the first moment of her appearance in society, enjoyed all the licence of a married woman, she was not at all missish, and neither put on airs to be interesting, nor affected the maidenly shrinking in vogue amongst certain of her contemporaries.

Mr Tarleton found this delightful, and when Hero caught herself up guiltily on a cant expression culled from Sherry’s vocabulary, or committed some other small solecism of a like nature, he begged her not to correct herself, but to continue as she was, without attempting to school either her speech or her actions. “For you must permit me to tell you, Miss Wantage,” he said, his gravity belied by the twinkle in his eye, “that you are the most refreshing young female who has yet come in my path! Tell me more about the Brixham Pet!”

She said seriously: “I am sure I ought not, for now I come to think of it, the — the person who told me about him said it was not at all the sort of thing I should talk about. He is a Black, you know, and a great many people fancy that he will perhaps become Champion. Have you been to a prize-fight, Mr Tarleton?”

“Do you know, I fear I have not? Have you, Miss Wantage?”

She laughed. “Now you are smoking me! — Oh, I don’t mean that! Making jest of me! Of course I have not! Females do not!”

“But you are so unlike any other female I have met that that is no guide!”

“No, indeed I am not! At least, if I am, I do not wish to be, I assure you! It is very uncomfortable to behave as other people do not: you can have no notion!”

“I should not care a button for that. If I had any say in the matter, I should insist on your behaving just as you chose.”

She shook her head. “No, not when you saw what scrapes I fell into. You would be quite shocked, I dare say. I am myself.”

“You wrong me: I have never been shocked in my life.”

“Not even by a lady’s going to the Peerless Pool?” asked Hero, regarding him as though he had been a rare specimen.

“Certainly not! What is the Peerless Pool?”

“Well, I never went there, for it — it was not liked. But I did go to Bartholomew Fair, and the Royal Saloon, and to tell you the truth, I was excessively amused. But it was very bad ton, you know, and I should not have done it.”

He threw back his head and laughed. “I perceive, Miss Wantage, that you are what is commonly known as a handful! Let me be very impertinent, and beseech you earnestly, when you come to marry, to choose a man, like myself, who cannot be shocked!”

She coloured and looked down at her fan. “Yes, well — well, I shall not come to marry.”

“Why, how is this?” he rallied her. “I prophesy that the day is not far distant when you will be surrounded by your bridesmaids, and going to Church in a cloud of lace veil and orange blossom, with all your rejected admirers gnashing their teeth in the background, and every female relative you possess weeping in the way females relatives have, and — ”

“Oh no, indeed, you are wrong!” she interrupted. “Good gracious, how extremely I should dislike it, to be sure!”

He raised his eyebrows in mock astonishment. “Dislike a wedding? No, no, you cannot be as different from the rest of your sex as that!”

“I am not different from the rest of my sex! I only meant that I should not at all care for such a wedding as you describe. I went to one once, in London, and oh, dear! it was so shockingly unromantic!”

He smiled. “I collect that you would prefer a runaway match, with a fast team of post-horses, the Scottish border for your goal, and an angry Papa in hot pursuit?”

She replied seriously: “Well, I scarcely remember my Papa, for he died when I was a child, but I think runaway weddings are the best, for to elope suddenly with someone you — you have a decided partiality for, and to become his wife without the least contrivance, or ceremony, or preparation, is — would be — the most beautiful adventure imaginable! Like finding yourself all at once in heaven, or fairyland, at least, when you had never thought but that you would continue in the same humdrum fashion all your life.”

His eyes wrinkled a little at the corners, but he said solemnly: “Miss Wantage, do you read novels?”

“Why, yes!” she answered, looking inquiringly at him.

“From the Minerva Press, perhaps?”

Her inquiring look turned to one of suspicion. “Mr Tarleton, you are bam-laughing at me again!”

“No, no!” he said. “I am merely taking a great delight in the refreshment of your company! Plainly, only the most dashing of bridegrooms will do for you!”

The tenderest little smile hovered on her lips. “Yes,” she acknowledged.

“A Blood, a Tulip of Fashion, a Nonpareil — ”

“Oh no, he need not be that! I know a nonpareil — quite a nonesuch, I assure you! Drives to an inch! — but I should not care to elope with him. Of course, I think a man should know how to stick to his leaders, do not you?”

“Unquestionably,” he said gravely.

“And as for the tulips, I know several, and they would not do for me at all. Besides, they are not romantic, because they have to think so much about their cravats and their coats and the size of their buttons that they have no time for anything besides. The most truly romantic man I know does not give a fig for what he may look like. It would not do for everyone to be so careless, of course, but he is so extremely handsome that it don’t signify a scrap.”

“Ah, I begin to fear that this dangerous blade is the man destined to carry you off!”

She laughed. “No, indeed you are quite mistaken! He is madly in love with someone else! And in any event, I think he would make a very uncomfortable husband, for whenever he is out of humour he wants to fight a duel.”

“That would certainly be a drawback,” he agreed. “It is to be hoped he is not frequently out of humour!”

“Oh yes! He takes a pet for the least little thing!” said Hero cheerfully. “And the mischief is that he is such a fine shot that no one will oblige him by going out with him. It puts him out of all patience sometimes, and indeed one cannot wonder at it. But only conceive how tiresome it would be to be married to such a man!”

“You can have no notion how glad I am to discover that you favour a milder-tempered bridegroom, Miss Wantage,” said Mr Tarleton, keeping his face prim. “Er — must your future husband be a veryyoung gentleman?”

She had forgotten herself in talking of Sherry’s friends; Mr Tarleton’s last words recalled her to a sense of her surroundings. She started, almost afraid that she might have betrayed herself, and blushed vividly, saying in a hurried way: “It is all nonsense! I do not know how we come to be talking of such absurdities. Tell me about the chestnuts General Crawley says you are meaning to buy from him! Do you mean to drive them in your curricle? Are they sweet-goers? I was used to drive a high-stepping grey, in a phaeton, you know — very free and fast, and with the lightest of mouths! I won a race once — a private race, I mean,” she added, a stricken expression entering her eyes for an instant at the memory this conjured up.

“So you are a whip!” Mr Tarleton exclaimed. “I might have guessed it indeed! But, come, this is famous! The chestnuts you speak of are a match pair — beautiful steppers! If I purchase them from the General, may I hope that you will honour them, and me, by driving them?”

The stricken look vanished. Hero turned impulsively towards him. “Oh, would you teach me to handle a pair? Gil — the particular friend who taught me to drive my phaeton — would not let me drive his curricle, but I have a great desire to! That is, if Lady Saltash will permit me to.”

Mr Tarleton assured her that her ladyship would have no objection to such a harmless pastime, and so indeed it proved. Lady Saltash chuckled and gave permission; and very soon it became quite an accepted thing for Mr Tarleton to drive up to the house in Camden Place any fine morning and to take up his eager pupil. They drove about the country in the immediate vicinity of the town, and Hero had such a real aptitude that it was not long before she was acquitting herself creditably enough for her to wish that Mr Ringwood could see her progress. While she held the reins in her hands she could almost forget the trouble that lay in her heart. She was often merry, always entirely natural, never dreamed that anyone so elderly as her companion could be falling in love with her, thought him one of the kindest men she had encountered, and so treated him in a confiding way that completed his downfall. Mr Tarleton felt himself to be growing daily younger in her presence, began to think seriously of matrimony, and racked his brains to think how best to make his suit attractive to so youthful, so unconventional, and so romantic a lady. A still, small voice within him, whispering that he would regret this madness, he resolutely ignored. It occurred to him that he had hitherto led the most humdrum of lives, and that to indulge in a little madness would be a welcome relief.