How to Seduce a Texan

Karen Kelley
How to Seduce a Texan

© 2009

Checklist:

· 1. Must love our son, even though he doesn’t pick up his dirty clothes

· 2. Can tolerate our son’s (loud) snoring

· 3. Enjoy large, noisy family gatherings

· 4. Love shopping, shopping, shopping…

· 5. Love sappy movies

· 6. Can bake yummy Holly Berry cookies

· 7. Must have a pulse

Number one, yep. Number two, yep. Amazing! Number three, four, five, six, and seven: yes! yes! yes! yes! yes!

Welcome to the family Ms. Jodie Kelley!!!