Love and the Single Heiress

Chapter 5

Today’s Modern Woman needs to recognize that there are times when Society’s restrictive rules should be roundly and soundly ignored. And the more attractive the gentleman in question, the more roundly and soundly the ignoring should be-discreetly, of course.

A Ladies’ Guide to the Pursuit of

Personal Happiness and Intimate Fulfillment

by Charles Brightmore

“Bickley cottage will come into view in a moment,” Lady Catherine said two hours later, pointing toward the left. “Just beyond this copse of trees.”

Thank God. Andrew hoped his relief wasn’t too obvious. The four-hour journey had felt more like four months. The last two hours had consisted of alternating awkward silences and stilted conversation. She’d studiously concentrated on her embroidery, but he prided himself on being able to read people, and she was clearly preoccupied about something. His instincts told him she was thinking about last night’s incident, which he suspected was worrying her far more than she’d admitted.

He focused his attention out the window, taking in the verdant countryside. He couldn’t wait to get out of the close quarters of the carriage, where he’d spent the last four torturous hours breathing in her delicate floral fragrance. He blew out a long, careful breath. God, did a woman exist who smelled better? No. Impossible. It had taken every ounce of his strength not to touch her, to lean closer and simply breathe her in. He had given in to the excruciating temptation and leaned closer once, and the effort he’d expended not to kiss her had cost him.

Patience. He needed to remember his campaign of subtle, gentle wooing. If he moved too quickly, he sensed she would retreat like a frightened doe. Of course, the fact that she was clearly irked with him in regards to the Guide didn’t serve him well, although he himself found her enthusiasm for Brightmore’s book and all that Today’s Modern Woman rubbish irritating as well. He suspected she would not be pleased if she were to learn that he’d been hired to locate and unmask her literary idol, Charles Brightmore.

Although his quest to find the man was temporarily suspended while he remained in Little Longstone, he’d apply himself fully to the task once he returned to London. Charles Brightmore would be exposed, Andrew would collect a very handsome fee, and all this nonsense about Today’s Modern Woman would fade away, which in turn would evaporate the tension that had sprung up between him and Lady Catherine. In the meanwhile, he’d take full advantage of his opportunity to spend time with her and set his wooing campaign into motion.

Less than a minute later, they rounded a corner in the path, revealing a stately white-columned, brick home nestled cozily against a backdrop of massive trees, gently rolling hills, and verdant lawns. The variant shades of green were broken by meandering trails of vivid purple-and-pink, interspersed with blankets of pastel-hued wild-flowers. Shards of late-afternoon sunlight glinted off the house’s gleaming, round-topped windows, drenching the mellowed brick facade in a golden glow. The entire scene reflected picturesque, country tranquillity. A calm, safe haven for her and her son, far away from the cruel pettiness of Society.

“I can see why you love it here,” he said.

“It’s home,” she said quietly.

“It’s much larger and grander than I expected. Calling it a ‘cottage’ is rather like referring to a ship as a rowboat.”

“Perhaps. But the surroundings, the friendly atmosphere, and less formal ways here lend the house a coziness that belies it size. I fell in love with it the moment I saw it.”

He turned, and his gaze drifted over her lovely profile. The soft curve of her pale cheek, the gentle line of her jaw. The slight upward tilt of her nose. The lush fullness of her mouth. Falling in love the moment you see something… yes, I know exactly how that feels.

“Buying this property, where Spencer has easy and private access to the healing warm water springs on the grounds was the one generous gesture Bickley extended to his son.” She spoke softly, her voice utterly devoid of expression. She turned to face him, and he was struck by how her eyes had gone flat. Damn it all, he wanted to erase all the shadows the years of her unhappy marriage had cast upon her.

“Of course, as everyone knows, Bickley’s true reason for the purchase was simply to install Spencer-and me-far away, where he wouldn’t have to see, or be seen with, his imperfect son. Or the woman who had, in his words, foisted that son upon him.”

Because of his close friendship with Philip, Andrew was well aware of what a selfish, unfeeling, indifferent bastard Lady Catherine’s husband had turned out to be to his warm, vibrant wife, and what a poor excuse of a father for a boy who desperately needed one. He barely refrained from saying I would have liked nothing more than five minutes alone with that bastard you married. Instead, he said, “I’m very sorry your marriage was not a happy one.

“As am I. It began with great promise, but after Spencer’s birth…” Her voice trailed off, and for several seconds her eyes filled with the shadows that clearly haunted her still. His fingers itched with the need to reach out and touch her. To smooth away her hurts. To soothe and comfort her as the mere thought of her comforted him.

Before he could move, however, she gathered herself and smiled. “But that’s all in the past,” she said. “Spencer and I love Little Longstone. I hope you’ll enjoy your stay.”

“I’m certain I shall.”

“And you must make use of the warm springs while you’re here. They are very therapeutic. I’m looking forward to taking the waters myself to ease the stiffness in my upper arm.”

Andrew swallowed the apprehension that rose in his throat. He didn’t relish the prospect of spending time near the water. In the water was out of the question.

He was saved from replying as the carriage jerked to a halt, signaling they’d arrived.

“Before we alight,” she said, her voice low and her words coming fast, “I have a request. I would appreciate it if you did not mention last night’s incident to Spencer. I don’t wish to alarm him.”

Andrew could not hide his surprise. “Surely he will see that you are injured.”

“My sleeve hides the bandage.”

“What about your lip?”

“ ‘Tis hardly swollen at all. I’m certain he won’t notice.”

“But if he does?”

“I shall tell him I bit it, which is the truth.”

“Perhaps, but it is misleading nonetheless.”

“I would rather gently mislead him than worry him.”

The door opened, revealing a formally garbed footman who extended his hand to help Lady Catherine alight, thus ending the conversation. It was just as well since Andrew suspected any further comment on his part might have led to another argument. “Arguments are not conducive to successful courting,” he muttered.

“What did you say, Mr. Stanton?” Poised in the carriage door, her hand resting upon the footman’s, Lady Catherine looked at Andrew over her shoulder with a questioning gaze.

“Er, that I’m, ah, effusive at the prospect of, um, cavorting.” Good God, he sounded like an ass. Also not conducive to successful courting.

“Cavorting?”

“Yes. In the therapeutic warm waters.” He prayed his skin didn’t go pale just saying the words.

“Ah.” Her expression cleared, but still bore remnants that hinted she hadn’t entirely abandoned the notion that he might be a bit of a dolt.

Also not conducive to successful courting.

After exiting the carriage, Andrew took a moment to look about while Lady Catherine directed the footman regarding their luggage. The drive was shaded by massive elms, sunlight spotting the gravel as it broke through the canopy of leaves. He pulled in a deep breath. The scents of late summer filled his head with a pleasing mixture redolent of grass and sun-warmed earth, and a pungent hint of hay that indicated stables nearby. Closing his eyes, he allowed an image to flicker to life, a glimmer of long ago when he’d enjoyed life in a place similar to this. Yet, as always when he permitted himself a glimpse into the past, the darkness quickly shrouded those fleeting happy memories, blanketing them with the shadow of guilt and shame. Of loss, regret, and self-condemnation. He opened his eyes and blinked away his previous life. It was dead and gone. Literally.

He turned and stilled when he noted Lady Catherine watching him with a questioning look. “Are you all right?” she asked.

As he had countless times before, he settled his painful memories and guilt deep in his heart, where they could not be seen, and showed an outward smile. “I’m fine. Just enjoying being outdoors after that long journey. And looking forward to seeing your son.”

“I’m certain you won’t have long to wait.” As if on cue, the double oak doors leading into the house swung open, revealing a young man casually dressed in fawn breeches and a plain white shirt. He smiled and waved, calling out, “Welcome home, Mum!”

Spencer awkwardly made his way forward and Andrew’s gaze was drawn to the boy’s club foot. His heart pinched in sympathy for what the lad must suffer on a daily basis, not only from the physical discomfort, but the inner pain of being viewed as different. Flawed. His jaw tightened, knowing that a big part of the reason Lady Catherine and Spencer lived in Little Longstone was because of the cruelty and rejection the boy had experienced in London. Andrew well recalled the awkwardness of that age, nearly twelve years old, teetering on the brink of manhood. It had been difficult enough without the added burden of an infirmity.

Spencer was met midway down the path by his mother, who enveloped him in a hug which the boy returned with unabashed enthusiasm. A wave of something that felt like envy rippled through Andrew at the warm display of affection. He had no memory of what it was to be wrapped in a mother’s embrace, as his own mother had died bringing him into the world. Spencer was nearly as tall as his mother, Andrew noted, and the lad appeared surprisingly broad-shouldered, while his gangly arms indicated he still had a lot of growing to do. He bore a striking resemblance to Lady Catherine, having inherited her chestnut hair and golden brown eyes.

Mother and son drew apart, and with a laugh Lady Catherine reached up-with her uninjured arm, Andrew noted-and ruffled Spencer’s thick hair. “You’re still damp,” she said. “How was your visit to the springs?”

“Excellent.” He frowned and leaned closer. “What happened to your lip?”

“I accidentally bit it. Nothing to worry about.”

The frown cleared. “How was Grandfather’s birthday party?”

“It was… eventful. And I’ve brought the most wonderful surprise.” She nodded toward the rear of the carriage, where Andrew stood.

Spencer’s gaze shifted, and when he caught sight of Andrew, his eyes widened. “I say, is that you, Mr. Stanton?”

“Yes.” Andrew joined the duo and held out his hand to the young man. “Very nice to see you again, Spencer.”

“Likewise.”

“Mr. Stanton kindly consented to escort me home, and has agreed to remain on for a visit. He’s promised to regale us with stories of his adventures with your uncle Philip.”

Spencer’s smile widened. “Excellent. I want to hear how you outsmarted the brigands who locked you in the dungeon. I couldn’t pry the story from Uncle Philip.”

Lady Catherine raised her brows. “Brigands? Dungeon? I’ve not heard of this. I thought you and Philip spent your time unearthing artifacts.”

“We did,” Andrew assured her. “However, as your brother possessed an uncanny penchant for landing in scrapes, I was forced to perform several rescues.”

Mischief gleamed in her eyes. “I see. And you, Mr. Stanton-did you never find yourself in need of rescuing?”

Andrew did his best to look innocent and pointed to the center of his chest. “Me? I, who epitomizes the model of decorum-?”

“There was that time Uncle Philip helped you escape those machete-wielding cutthroats,” Spencer broke in, his voice ringing with animation. “Fought them off using nothing but his cane and quick wits. They were after you because you’d kissed the one blackguard’s daughter.”

“A great exaggeration,” Andrew said, with a dismissive wave of his hand. “Your uncle Philip is notorious for hyperbole.”

Lady Catherine’s lips twitched. “Indeed? Then what is the true story, Mr. Stanton? Did you not kiss the blackguard’s daughter?”

Damn. How did every conversation with her of late veer down these disastrous paths? “It was more like a friendly good-bye peck. Completely innocent.” No need to mention that the two hours prior to that friendly, goodbye peck were anything but innocent. “Her father unfortunately objected-rather strenuously, I’m afraid.” He shrugged and smiled. “Just when it appeared I was about to become a human pincushion, a stranger strode into the fray, bold as you please, brandishing his cane and shouting out in some foreign language. In truth, I thought he was insane, but he quite saved the day. Turned out to be our very own Philip, and we’ve been friends since that day.”

“What on earth did he say to them?” Lady Catherine asked.

“I don’t know. He refused to tell me, claiming it was his little secret. To this day I do not know.”

“Which means he must have said something absolutely heinous about you,” Spencer said with a grin.

“No doubt,” Andrew agreed, laughing.

“Well, Spencer and I shall look forward to hearing more about your travels during your stay, Mr. Stanton. Shall we get you settled?” She held out her uninjured arm to Spencer. They started up the walkway, and Andrew fell in behind them. He noted how firm she kept her arm, enabling her to bear a great deal of Spencer’s weight as he limped down the path. Admiration for her-for both of them-hit him. He knew the emotional burdens she bore, yet she did so with humor and dignity, her love for her son shining like a warm glow of sunshine. And Spencer, in spite of the physical difficulties he faced, was obviously an amiable and intelligent young man who openly returned his mother’s affection. Most certainly a lad any man would be proud to call his son. Andrew’s hands clenched thinking of the boy’s father rejecting him so cruelly.

They passed over the threshold, stepping into a spacious, parquet-floored foyer. A round mahogany table stood in the middle of the floor, its shiny surface bearing an enormous arrangement of fresh-cut flowers set in a porcelain vase. The bloom’s fragrance filled the air, combined with the pleasant scent of beeswax. Peering beyond the foyer, he noted the wide, curved staircase leading upward, and corridors fanning out to the left and right. Several long tables decorated the corridors, all adorned with vases filled with cut flowers.

A formally attired, slightly built butler stood by the door like a sentinel, his spectacles riding low on his beaklike nose.

“Welcome home, Lady Catherine,” the butler said in a voice far too deep and sonorous to come out of a man of such slight proportions. Indeed, it looked as if a stiff wind would knock the man on his posterior.

“Thank you, Milton.” While handing him her bonnet and shawl, she said, “This is Mr. Stanton, my brother’s business partner and a dear friend of the family. He’ll be staying for several days. I’ve instructed that his things be taken to the blue guest chamber.”

Milton bowed his head. “I shall see that the room is readied at once.”

Spencer nodded toward the mahogany table. “Did you see your newest flowers, Mum?”

Andrew noted the slight flush that crept up her cheeks. “They are rather difficult to miss.”

Spencer made a disgusted sound. “That one isn’t nearly as large as the arrangement in the drawing room. They’re turning our house into an indoor garden! Why can’t they leave you alone?” He turned toward Andrew, clearly seeking an ally. “Don’t you think they should leave her alone?”

“They?”

“The suitors. Lords Avenbury and Ferrymouth. The Duke of Kelby. Lord Kingsly. Then there’s Lord Bedingfield, who recently purchased the estate bordering ours to the west. Between them, they send enough flowers to make one feel as if one is living in a botanical prison.”

Spencer made a disgusted sound. “I feel as if I’m choking on flowers. Don’t you think they should stop?”

Hell, yes. Andrew forced himself not to shoot the floral tribute a sizzling glare. Before he could answer, Lady Catherine, whose blush had deepened to rose, said, “Spencer, that is very discourteous. Lords Avenbury and Ferrymouth and the others are merely being polite.”

Andrew swallowed the irritated humph that rose in his throat. Polite? Hardly. He had to bite his tongue to refrain from announcing that a man didn’t send a woman enough flowers to sink a frigate just to be polite.

“Shall I arrange for tea?” Milton asked, wading into the awkward silence.

“Yes, thank you, but just for two. In the drawing room.” She turned to Andrew. “I’ll see you settled in, but then I’m afraid I have a previous appointment.” She touched Spencer’s sleeve. “Will you entertain Mr. Stanton while I’m gone?”

“Yes. Is your appointment with Mrs. Ralston, or with Dr. Oliver?”

“Doctor?” Andrew asked, his gaze jumping to Lady Catherine. “Are you ill?”

“No,” Lady Catherine said quickly. “My appointment is with Mrs. Ralston.”

Spencer turned to Andrew. “Mrs. Ralston is my mother’s greatest friend. Unless the weather is foul, Mum walks to her house every day to visit and help her.”

“Help her?” asked Andrew.

Spencer nodded. “Mrs. Ralston has arthritis in her hands. Mum writes letters for her and tends her flower beds.”

Andrew smiled at Lady Catherine. “Very kind of you.”

She appeared to blush. “Genevieve is a very dear lady.”

“And fortunate to have such a staunch friend.” Andrew returned his attention to Spencer. “And who is Dr. Oliver?” he asked casually.

“Another suitor, although he’s quite nice, and isn’t wealthy enough to send these gargantuan bouquets. No, the doctor merely gazes upon Mum with mooning eyes.” Spencer proceeded to demonstrate “mooning eyes” by adopting a simpering expression and fluttering his lashes.

If any other woman besides Lady Catherine were involved, Andrew would have found the boy’s antics highly entertaining. Instead, he grimly noted that Lady Catherine’s cheeks flamed to crimson. He clearly recalled Philip mentioning that one of Lady Catherine’s admirers was a village doctor. Based on her reaction, he strongly suspected this was the man.

“What nonsense, Spencer,” she said. “Dr. Oliver makes no such faces and is merely a friend.”

“Who stops by every day.”

“Not every day. And besides, he is only being polite.”

“It would appear that there is an abundance of polite gentlemen in Little Longstone,” Andrew said dryly.

Spencer looked toward the ceiling. “Yes. And they’re all intent upon courting my mother.”

“It cannot be considered courting if I do not respond,” Lady Catherine said in a firm voice. “Their interest will cease once they realize I am not interested.”

Andrew cleared his throat. “Based on these”-he waved his hand, encompassing the trio of floral arrangements visible-“they have not yet realized that.”

“Lord Bedingfield now knows,” Spencer said. “I told him myself when he called upon you yesterday afternoon.”

“What on earth did you say to him?” Lady Catherine asked.

“I said, ‘My mother is not interested in you.’ ”

A noise that sounded distinctly like a poorly smothered laugh emitted from Lady Catherine, followed by a cough. Andrew bit back a smile of his own. Spencer was indeed a good lad.

“And what did Lord Bedingfield say?” Catherine asked.

Spencer hesitated, then shrugged. “Just something about children being seen and not heard.”

Milton cleared his throat. “Actually, his lordship said something extremely unpleasant which does not bear repeating, at which time I instructed him to leave before I set the dogs upon him.”

Andrew’s jaw clenched at the realization that Lord Bedingfield had clearly said something unkind to Spencer.

“We don’t have any dogs,” Lady Catherine said.

“I did not feel it was necessary to point that out to his lordship, my lady.”

Although there was hurt in his eyes, a smile flirted around the edges of Spencer’s mouth. “Where upon Lord Bedingfield departed, only to trip as he crossed the threshold-”

“-My foot somehow got in his way,” Milton said with a stoic expression. “Most unfortunate.”

“I’d never before seen the shade of red he turned,” Spencer said, his grin now full. “Can’t imagine how angry he would have been if he’d known we don’t actually have any dogs.”

“Yes, I fear his lordship won’t be coming back,” Milton said with a perfectly straight face. “A thousand apologies for my clumsiness, Lady Catherine.”

“I shall endeavor, somehow, to find forgiveness in my heart,” she replied in an equally serious voice. She then turned and shot her son a huge wink.

Well, that was one suitor gone, Andrew thought with an inward grim smile. Unfortunately, there were still quite a few more who needed to go.

While her coachman remained with the carriage, Catherine entered Ralston cottage’s modest foyer.

“Good afternoon, Baxter,” she greeted Genevieve’s imposing butler, tilting back her head to meet his obsidian gaze. “Is Mrs. Ralston at home?”

“The mistress is always at home for you, Lady Catherine,” Baxter announced in his deep, gravelly voice. Relieved, Catherine surrendered her velvet bonnet and cashmere shawl to Baxter’s ham-sized hands.

No matter how many times she saw him, Baxter’s sheer height and breadth never ceased to amaze Catherine. He stood at least six inches over six feet, and his impressive muscles strained the confines of his formal black attire. His proportions, combined with his bald head, not to mention the tiny gold hoops adorning his earlobes, or the fact that he tended to answer questions with a monosyllabic growl, lent him a most intimidating air. Certainly no one encountering Baxter would ever suspect that he loved flowers, clucked over Genevieve’s brood of cats like a mother hen, and baked the most delicious scones Catherine had ever tasted. He guarded Genevieve and her menagerie as if they were the crown jewels, and referred to Genevieve as “the one wot saved me.”

Catherine knew they’d known each other in Genevieve’s “former” life-the one she’d lived before settling in Little Longstone, and she was thankful Genevieve had a strong friend to help her. And protect her. Baxter’s hands alone looked as if they could pulverize rock, and, according to Genevieve, they had on more than one occasion. Catherine prayed they would not need to know such violence again.

Baxter escorted her to the drawing room, then retreated. Five minutes later, Genevieve entered the room, her beautiful face alight with pleasure. A pastel green muslin gown adorned her lush figure, and her pale blond hair was arranged in the simple chignon she favored, a style that highlighted her pansy blue eyes and full lips. At two-and-thirty, Genevieve’s complexion remained creamy, and even the faint lines etched around her eyes and on her forehead could not detract from her beauty.

“What a lovely surprise,” she said, crossing the blue-and-cream Axminster rug with her slow, measured steps. “I thought you’d be too weary after your journey to visit today.”

As was her custom, Genevieve blew her a kiss in greeting, touching her lips to her gloved fingertips. Catherine returned the gesture, her heart pinching with sympathy for her friend at her misshapen hands that even the heavy gloves could not hide. In all the years they’d been friends, Catherine had never seen her friend’s hands bare.

“I had to come,” Catherine said. “There is something we must discuss.”

Genevieve gave her a sharp-eyed look. “What happened to your lip?”

“That is part of what we need to discuss. Come, let us sit.”

Once they were seated on an overstuffed brocade settee, Catherine told her friend about the shooting.

“Dear God, Catherine,” Genevieve said, her eyes filled with concern. “What a horrifying ordeal. How do you feel now?”

“A little achy and sore, but much improved. The wound was superficial.”

“How fortunate. For all of us.” Her expression grew fierce. “Hopefully the scoundrel who did this will be apprehended. When I think about what might have happened with a stray shot… you, or anyone else at the party, could have been seriously injured. Or killed.” A delicate shudder shook her frame. “An absolutely horrifying accident. I’m so relieved you weren’t seriously hurt.”

“As am I. But…”Catherine drew a deep breath. “Actually, I’m not convinced that it was an accident.” She quickly told Genevieve about the conversation she’d overheard just prior to the shooting, concluding with, “I’m praying it was indeed just a random incident, but I’m frightened. Afraid that it might have been specifically directed at me. That someone, perhaps this investigator, has discovered my connection to Charles Brightmore. And if that is so…”

“Then I would be in danger as well,” Genevieve said slowly, her expression turning to one of deep sorrow and regret. “Oh, Catherine. I am so sorry that your involvement with me, with my book, has placed you in this untenable situation. This must be stopped. Immediately. I shall travel to London tomorrow to speak with our publisher and instruct Mr. Bayer to reveal that I am Charles Brightmore.”

“You shall do nothing of the kind,” Catherine said firmly. “That would only serve to place you in more imminent danger and destroy your reputation.”

“My dear, do you think that matters when compared to your life? I can always leave and resettle elsewhere. You have Spencer to think about.”

“You will not leave here,” Catherine insisted. “You need the warm waters for your hands and joints as much as Spencer does.”

“There are other warm springs in England. In Italy.” She looked down at her hands and her lips tightened.

“I’ve cursed these crippled hands so many times. They cost me my livelihood. The man I love…”A humorless laugh pushed past her lips. “After all, who wants a mistress with hands like these? No man wants to be touched with such ugliness. But never have I cursed them more than I do now. If I were physically capable to write, to hold a pen, I never would have enlisted your aid to author that cursed book.”

“Please do not say that. I wanted to help you. Writing the book, listening to your dictation, being involved, gave my life a sense of purpose that had been lacking for years. You think you took something from me, but just the opposite is true. You’ve given me more than I can ever repay.”

“As you’ve always given me, yet you cannot deny I’ve taken away your sense of safety, that this enterprise I involved you in has placed you in danger.”

“We can’t be certain that is true. Crime is rampant in London, and this very well could have been an accident.”

“Yet how will we determine that?” Genevieve asked. “We cannot simply wait until one or both of us is harmed. Or worse. This must be stopped. Immediately. I must speak with Mr. Bayer.”

“I beg you not to, at least for a day or two. There was a witness who can identify the culprit. My father promised to write to let me know if the perpetrator is caught. If he is, then our worries are for naught. Let us wait to hear from Father.”

Genevieve worried her lowered lip, then finally jerked her head in agreement. “Very well. However, if you haven’t heard from him by tomorrow evening, I am going to London the following day. In the meanwhile, we must do something to guarantee your safety. Baxter will see to it that no harm comes to me, but I fear that although Milton and Spencer are brave, they cannot offer you adequate protection should the need arise.”

“I have already taken care of that. My brother’s American friend, Mr. Stanton, accompanied me to Little Longstone and is remaining for a visit.”

“But is he capable of protecting you?” Genevieve asked in a dubious voice.

An image of Mr. Stanton carrying her in his strong arms flashed through her mind, and to her mortification, heat crept up her neck. “Er, yes. He is definitely capable.”

Genevieve’s gaze turned speculative, then she hiked up one perfectly arched blond brow. “Indeed? Well, I am vastly relieved. I recall you mentioning this Mr. Stanton, but only in the vaguest terms. What is he like?”

“Annoying and opinionated,” she answered without hesitation.

Genevieve laughed. “Darling, all men are that. Does he possess any good traits?”

Catherine shrugged. “I suppose if pressed to do so, I could think up one or two.” When Genevieve continued to wait with an expectant expression, Catherine looked toward the ceiling and blew out a resigned sigh. “He was apparently quite helpful after I was injured last evening. And, um, he does not have an unpleasant body odor.”

Something that looked suspiciously like amusement flashed in Genevieve’s eyes. “I see. Quick-wittedness and a commitment to personal cleanliness are indeed good traits in a man. Tell me, how precisely did he prove helpful after the shooting?”

Another wave of heat engulfed Catherine. “He applied pressure to the wound until the doctor arrived.”

“Excellent. Clearly he knows something about treating injuries.” Her eyes widened. “Oh, but please tell me the doctor didn’t examine you right there in the drawing room!”

“No.”Damnation, but it was warm in here. Knowing Genevieve would eventually worm the information from her, Catherine met her gaze squarely and said in her best noncommittal voice, “Mr. Stanton was kind enough to carry me to my father’s chamber so as to remove me from the prying eyes of the other guests.”

“Ah, a man of discretion as well,” Genevieve said with an approving nod. “And I take it you ascertained the fact that he does not possess an offensive body odor while he carried you.”

“Yes.”

“And obviously he possesses superior strength.”

Catherine shot her friend an arch look. “Are you implying that I weigh more than I should?”

Genevieve’s musical laugh rang out. “Of course not. I merely meant that only a strong man could carry a woman from the drawing room to the bedchamber-a journey that naturally requires navigating stairs-all while applying pressure to her wound. Very impressive. Does he possess any fortune?”

“I’ve never asked.”

Genevieve shook her head. “My dear, you must have some idea. How are his clothes?”

“Very fine. Expensive.”

“His residence?”

“Rooms on Chesterfield. I do not know their condition as, naturally, I’ve never visited.”

“A fashionable part of town,” Genevieve said with approval. “So far he sounds quite promising.”

“Promising? For what?”

Genevieve’s innocent expression resembled that of an angel. “Why as adequate protection for you, of course.”

“A fortune and tailored clothing are not prerequisites. He is an expert fencer and accomplished pugilist, and brawny enough to present a threatening presence. That is all I require.”

“You are right, of course. And a pugilist, you say. I suppose he bears many scars and healed broken bones. Pity.” Genevieve blew out a sigh. “I gather he is remarkably unattractive?”

Catherine’s fingers fidgeted with the velvet cord of her reticule. “Well, in all fairness I wouldn’t say that.”

“Oh? What would you say?”

That this conversation has taken a most unsettling turn. An image of Mr. Stanton, sitting across from her in the carriage flashed in her mind, his dark eyes steady on hers, a teasing smile playing about his lips. She cleared her throat. “While Mr. Stanton is not classically handsome in any sense, I can see where a certain sort of woman might find him… not unappealing.”

“What sort of woman?”

The living, breathing sort. The words popped unbidden into her mind, appalling her. Heavens, she was losing her senses. “I really wouldn’t know,” she said, much more stiffly than she’d meant to. “Perhaps the nearsighted sort?”

Unfortunately, Genevieve ignored her stiff tone. “Oh, dear. Poor man. What exactly does Mr. Stanton look like?”

“Look like?”

Concern clouded Genevieve’s eyes. “Darling, are you certain that bump on your head is not more serious than you thought? Your manner is most odd.”

“I’m fine.” She drew a deep breath. “Mr. Stanton looks like… he has…”Dark, compelling eyes that you must actually force yourself to look away from. A slow, engaging smile that for some insane reason makes my heart beat faster just thinking about. A strong jaw, and that lovely mouth that looks both firm and delightfully soft at the same time. Silky, dark hair, strands of which fall over his forehead in a manner that makes one’s fingers itch to brush the locks back into place-

“He has what, darling?”

Genevieve’s voice jerked Catherine from her reverie with a start. Good Lord, her thoughts had positively run amuck. Perhaps she had bumped her head harder than she’d thought. “He has dark hair, dark eyes, and a, um, rather nice smile.” Her conscience balked at the lukewarm description of Mr. Stanton’s smile as “nice,” but she firmly swatted her inner voice aside.

“So he’s just very ordinary.”

Ordinary? Catherine tried to attach that word to Mr. Stanton, and was spectacularly unsuccessful. Before she could think up a reply, Genevieve continued, “Well, that is just as well. He is here to protect you. If you were attracted to him, you might consider entering into a liaison with him, and that could lead to all sorts of complications that could distract him from his duties.”

“I can assure you that a liaison with Mr. Stanton-or anyone else for that matter-is the furthest thing from my mind.”

Genevieve smiled. “Then thank heavens you do not find him the least bit attractive.”

“Yes, thank heavens.”

Yet even as those three words passed her lips, her inner voice whispered three words of its own.

Liar, liar, liar.