Match Me If You Can

Chapter Seven

That woman doesn't know a damn thing about running a business," Heath grumbled as Bodie shot through an I-Pass lane at the York Road toll plaza heading east for the Eisenhower Expressway. "Neither of her numbers are working. We'll have to find her."

"Suits me," Bodie said. "I've got plenty of time before my date tonight."

Heath placed a call to his office, got Annabelle's Wicker Park address, and forty-five minutes later, they drew up in front of a tiny blue-and-lavender gingerbread house stuck between two very expensive-looking town houses. "Looks like Bo Peep's love nest," he said as Bodie pulled to the curb.

"The front door's open, so she's home." Bodie peered toward the house. "I'm going to run up to Earwax and grab some coffee while you fight with her. You want me to bring you back something?"

Heath shook his head. Earwax was a funky Milwaukee Avenue coffeehouse that had become a Wicker Park institution. Bodie, with his shaved head and tattoos, fit right in there, but then so did everybody else. Bodie drove off, and Heath made his way through an old iron gate leading to a doormat-size lawn containing neatly mowed crabgrass. He heard Annabelle's voice even before he reached the door.

"I'm doing my best, Mr. Bronicki."

"That last one was too old," a wheezy voice replied.

"She's nearly ten years younger than you are."

"Seventy-one. That's too old."

Stopping at the open door, Heath saw Annabelle standing in the middle of a cheery blue-and-yellow room that seemed to serve as her reception area. She wore a short white T-shirt, a pair of low-slung jeans, and rainbow flip-flops. She'd caught her hair up on top of her head in a curly little whale spout that made her look like Pebbles Flintstone, except with a better body.

A bald, elderly man with bushy eyebrows glowered down at her. "I told you I wanted a lady in her thirties."

"Mr. Bronicki, most women in their thirties are looking for a man who's a little closer to their own age."

"That shows what you know. Women like older men. They know that's where the money is."

Heath smiled, enjoying himself for the first time all day. As he stepped over the threshold, Annabelle spotted him. Her honey-colored eyes widened as if a big bad dinosaur had shown up at the door of the Flintstones' cave. "Heath? What are you doing here?"

"You don't seem to be answering your phone."

"That's because she's been trying to dodge me," the elderly man interjected.

Annabelle's whale spout hairdo twitched indignantly. "I wasn't trying to dodge you. Look, Mr. Bronicki, I need to talk with Mr. Champion. You and I can discuss this some other time."

"Oh, no you don't." Mr. Bronicki crossed his arms over his chest. "You're just trying to weasel out of that contract."

Heath made an open-handed, accommodating gesture. "Don't mind me. I'll just stand here and watch."

She shot him an exasperated look. He drew in the corners of his mouth and moved closer to the couch, which improved his view of her clingy white T-shirt. His eyes drifted down a trim pair of legs to her feet and then her toes, which were painted a sparkly grape with white polka dots. Pebbles had her own sense of style.

She returned her attention to her elderly visitor. "I don't weasel," she said hotly. "Mrs. Valerio happens to be a lovely woman, and you two have a lot in common."

"She's too old," the man shot back. "Satisfaction guaranteed, remember? That's what the contract said, and my nephew's a lawyer."

"So you've mentioned before."

"A good one, too. He went to a real good law school."

The steely glint that appeared in Annabelle's eyes didn't bode well for poor Mr. Bronicki. "As good as Harvard?" she said triumphantly. "Because that's where Mr. Champion went to school, and"-she zeroed in on him-"he's my lawyer."

Heath lifted an eyebrow.

The old man studied him suspiciously, and Annabelle's cheeks plumped in a kitten-ate-the-cream smile. "Mr. Bronicki, this is Heath Champion, otherwise known as the Python, but don't let that worry you. He hardly ever sends seniors to prison. Heath, Mr. Bronicki is one of my grandmother's former clients."

"Uh-huh."

Mr. Bronicki blinked but quickly recovered. "If you're her lawyer, maybe you'd better tell her how a contract works."

Annabelle bristled all over again. "Mr. Bronicki is under the impression that a contract he signed with my grandmother in 1986 is still valid and that I should honor it."

"It said satisfaction guaranteed," Mr. Bronicki retorted. "And I wasn't satisfied."

"You were married to Mrs. Bronicki for fifteen years!" Annabelle exclaimed. "I'd say you got your two hundred dollars' worth."

"I told you. She went loony on me. Now I want another one-Heath didn't know which was more amusing, Mr. Bron-icki's jiggling eyebrows, or the indignant twitching of Pebbles's whale spout. "I'm not running a supermarket!" She spun on Heath. "Tell him!"

Ah, well. All good things had to come to an end. He went into lawyer mode. "Mr. Bronicki, apparently your contract was with Ms. Granger's grandmother. And since the original terms seemed to have been fulfilled, I'm afraid you don't have grounds for complaint."

"What do you mean I don't have grounds? I got grounds, all right." Eyebrows hopping, he started hammering Annabelle with one grievance after another, none of which had anything to do with her. The more he ranted, the more Heath's amusement faded. He didn't like anybody but himself browbeating her.

"That's enough," he finally said.

The old guy must have realized Heath meant business because he stopped in midsentence. Heath moved closer, putting himself between Bronicki and Annabelle. "If you think you have a case, talk to your nephew. And while you're talking to him, ask him to fill you in on the laws against harassment."

The bushy eyebrows drooped like dying caterpillars, and the old guy's aggression instantly dissolved. "I never harassed nobody."

"That's not what it looks like to me," Heath said.

"I didn't mean to harass her." He wilted even more. "I was just trying to make a point."

"You've made it," Heath replied. "Now maybe you'd better leave."

His shoulders dipped, his head dropped. "Sorry,Annabelle." He made his way out the door.

A loose lock of Annabelle's hair whipped her cheek as she spun on Heath. "You didn't have to be so mean!"

"Mean?"

She hurried out on the porch, her flip-flops slapping the wooden boards. "Mr. Bronicki! Mr. Bronicki, stop! If you don't ask Mrs. Valerio out again, you're going to hurt her feelings. I know you don't want to do that."

His reply was subdued. "You're just trying to make me do what you want."

The flip-flops thumped more softly down the steps, and her voice grew wheedling. "Would that be so bad? Pretty please. She's a nice lady, and she likes you so much. Ask her out again. As a favor to me."

There was a long pause.

"All right," he replied with some of his former spunk. "But I'm not asking her out for Saturday night. That's when Iron Chef's on."

"Fair enough."

Annabelle returned, a satisfied smile on her face. Heath regarded her with amusement. "I sure hope I never have to go head to head with you in the wrestling ring."

A furrow formed along the bridge of her small nose. "You were mean. He's lonesome, and arguing with me gives him something to look forward to." She eyed him suspiciously. "What are you doing here?"

"Your phones aren't working."

"Sure they are." Her hand flew to her mouth. "Oh, jeez…

"Forgot to pay your bill?"

"Just for my cell. I know my other phone's working." She disappeared through the archway. He followed her into her office. Quality art posters filled the long wall behind her computer desk. He recognized a Chagall and one of Jasper Johns's white-on-white American flags.

She lifted the receiver and, when she didn't hear a dial tone, looked mystified. Heath picked up the cord dangling next to the ancient black answering machine. "It works better when it's plugged in."

Annabelle shoved it back in. "I was trying to fix it last night."

"Good job. You've never heard of voice mail?"

"This is cheaper."

"When it comes to keeping in touch with your clients, never cut corners."

"You're right. I know better."

The fact that she didn't try to argue took him aback. Most people went on the defensive when they screwed up.

"I don't make a habit of not paying my bills," she said. "I think what happened with my cell was subconscious. We're not getting along."

"Maybe counseling would help."

"In what universe did I ever think it was a good idea to let my mother find me whenever she wanted?" She sank down in the chair, her expression an entertaining combination of indignation and woe. "Tell me you're not here because you canceled your date with Rachel tonight."

"No. We're on."

"Then what's up?"

"A goodwill mission. I saw Molly today at Stars headquarters, and she asked me to remind you about tomorrow. One o'clock."

"The party… I almost forgot." She cocked her head, suspicion back in those melted butterscotch eyes. "You drove all the way up here just to remind me about Phoebe's party?"

"Phoebe's party? I thought it was Molly's."

"No."

This was even better. He picked up the small, pink Beanie Baby rabbit she kept on her computer monitor and examined it. "Do you go to a lot of parties at the Calebows?"

"A few," she said slowly. "Why?"

"I was thinking about tagging along." He turned the rabbit bottoms up and checked out its tail. "Or do you already have a date?"

"No, it's not-" She sank back into her desk chair, her eyes widening. "Wow. This is truly pathetic. You're using me to get to Phoebe. You can't get an invitation to her parties on your own, and now you're using me."

"Pretty much." He returned the rabbit to its perch.

"You're not even embarrassed."

"It's hard to embarrass an agent."

"I don't get it. Phoebe and Dan invite everybody to their parties."

"She and I are going through a bumpy period, that's all. I need to smooth things out."

"And you think you can do that at a party?"

"I figure she'll be more relaxed in a social situation."

"How long has this bumpy period been going on?"

"About seven years."

"Ouch."

He studied the Jasper Johns poster. "I was overly aggressive when I started out, and I made her look bad. I've apologized, but she can't seem to get past it."

"I'm not sure this is the best way to fix your problem with her."

"Look, Annabelle, do you want to help me or not?"

"It's just that-"

"Right," he said abruptly. "I keep forgetting we have different philosophies about running a business. I like to please my clients, and you don't care. But then maybe you enjoy limiting yourself to senior citizens."

She shot up from her chair, whale spout quivering. "Fine. You want to go to the party with me tomorrow, go ahead."

"Great. I'll pick you up at noon. What's the dress code?"

"I'm so tempted to tell you black tie."

"Casual then." Through the window, he spotted Bodie pulling up to the curb. He propped a hip on the corner of her desk. "Let's not mention to Phoebe that I asked you to bring me along. Just tell her you think I've been working too hard, and I need a little relaxation before I meet any more of those women you have lined up."

"Phoebe's not stupid. You don't really think she'll believe that?"

"If you're convincing she will." He straightened and headed for the door. "Successful people create their own reality, Annabelle. Grab the ball and get in the game."

Before she could tell him that she was already playing as hard as she knew how, he was on his way down her sidewalk. She walked over to the door and shut it behind him. Once again, he'd seen her at her worst: no makeup, phones out of order, and wrangling with Mr. Bronicki. On the positive side, Rachel was going to look really good to him this evening by comparison.

Annabelle wondered if they'd sleep together. The idea depressed her way too much. She headed for the kitchen and poured herself a glass of iced tea, then carried it back to her office, where she called John Nager to check on the lunch date she'd arranged.

"She had a cold, Annabelle. Noticeable congestion."

"John, women come with germs."

"It's a question of degree."

She wondered how Heath would deal with a hypochondri-acal client. "She wants to see you again," she said, "but if you're not interested, I have other clients who will be."

"Well… She's very pretty."

"And germy, like every other woman I've fixed you up with. Can you handle that?"

John eventually decided he'd give it a go. She dragged out the vacuum and made a few desultory swipes at the downstairs, then filled a pitcher to water Nana's African violet collection. As she added a few drops of fertilizer, she contemplated arranging a date between Mrs. Porter and Mr. Clemens. They were both widowers in their seventies, two more of Nana's clients she couldn't quite shake. Mrs. Porter was black and Mr. Clemens white, which might give their families trouble, but Annabelle had sensed a lot of interest when she'd run into them at the grocery store, and they both loved to bowl. She carried the pitcher into her office. Would she ever get rid of these seniors? No matter how many times she explained to them that Marriages by Myrna had closed its doors, they kept on showing up. Even worse, they expected her to continue charging Nana's fees.

When she finished with the African violets, she sat down to pay bills. Thanks to Heath's check, she'd settled the worst of them. Yesterday she'd called Melanie to see if she'd be interested in signing on as a client, which had meant coming clean about her real occupation. Fortunately, Melanie had a sense of humor, and she'd seemed interested. Things were looking up.

The Little Mermaid clock on her desk ticked away. Heath would be picking up Rachel about now. They were going to Tru, where caviar appeared at the table in a miniature glass staircase and dinner for two could easily run four hundred dollars. Not that she'd ever been there herself, but she'd read about it.

She considered visiting a couple of local coffee shops to pass out her business card, but she didn't have enough energy to change clothes. Friday night. No hot date. No prospects for a hot date. The matchmaker needed a matchmaker. She wanted to get married, wanted a family, a job she loved… Was that too much to ask out of life? But how would she ever find a man of her own if she had to keep giving the best ones away? Not that Heath was the best. He was husband material only in his own mind. No, that wasn't entirely fair. Whatever he did, he did well, and he'd give marriage his best effort. Whether or not that would prove good enough remained to be seen. Fortunately, not her problem.

She pulled out a DVD of Waiting for Guffman, then remembered it belonged to Rob and chose Freaky Friday instead. She'd just gotten to the part where Jamie Lee Curtis and her daughter switch bodies when the phone rang.

"Annabelle, it's Rachel."

She hit the Stop button. "How's it going?"

"I'm out of my league."

"What do you mean? Where are you calling from?"

"The ladies' room at Tru. The date's not working. I can't understand it. Heath and I had so much fun together the night you introduced us-you remember-but now everything feels flat."

"I knew he'd do this. He's been on his cell all night, hasn't he?"

"He hasn't taken a single call. In fact, he's been a perfect gentleman. But we're both working too hard to keep the conversation going."

"He's been traveling all week. He might be tired."

"I don't think it's that. It's just- Nothing's happening. I'm really disappointed. I felt sparks that first time. Didn't you?"

"Definitely. Ask him about his work. Or about baseball. He's a Sox fan. Just keep trying."

Rachel said she would, but she didn't seem optimistic, and when Annabelle hung up, she felt deflated… and relieved.

One more reason to be depressed.