Shattered Ink

Addison

Lisa: he kissed me

Me: and that’s a problem?

Lisa: with only his tongue

Me: BARF

Lisa: I think I can still taste him

Me: when are u seeing him again?

Lisa: nxt wk

Me: SRSLY?!?

Lisa: his bro is graduating w/us. he’ll be @ the ceremony. our fams are having brunch (kill me now)

Me: well congrats

Lisa: on what?

Me: the engagement

Lisa: FUCK U

Me: hardy har har

Lisa: so…howzit going there? how r all the tattooed bad boys n girls? I’m sure they’re doing all sorts of improper shit. (sighs)

Me: come w/me next time & u can see 4 yrself

Lisa: how’s Rush?

Me: he tattooed my name on his hand

Lisa: wtf?

Me: addison…right down his thumb

Lisa: no shit?

Me: it’s so hot. he’s so hot.

Lisa: BARF.

Me: he told me loved me, Lis.

Lisa: course he did, beeyotch.

Me: I’m gonna talk 2 him tonite. tell him everything

Lisa: good!

Me: I’m even @ grocery store buying shit I can’t pronounce & wine from sometime before 2013!

Lisa: fancy. just don’t max yr credit card

Me: k

Lisa: loves you, whore.

Me: back atch, beeyotch. and hey, sry abt yer date

Lisa: (shrugs) maybe it’ll b better the 2nd time. have fun tonight & I’ll c u when u land.

Me: k thx bye