The next morning I heard a light rapping at the door and my mother's voice. "Darcy, are you awake?" Her soothing tone-an unnatural one for her-made me feel even worse.
"Come in," I said, as I felt a wave of morning sickness.
She opened the door, crossed my room, and sat on the foot of my bed. "Sweetheart. Don't be so upset," she said, patting my legs through the covers.
"I can't help it. I know you hate him."
"I like Marcus," she said unconvincingly.
"No you don't. You couldn't possibly after last night. He barely said anything-except to announce that he plans to leave me someday."
She gave me a puzzled look. "Leave you?"
"The 'second wife' comment," I said, rearranging my head on my pillow.
"Well, you don't have plans to marry this boy anyway, do you?" she whispered.
The way she said "this boy" told the full story.
"Maybe," I whimpered.
My mother looked anxious and continued to whisper. "Marcus is probably just your rebound boyfriend."
I sniffed, stared back at her, wondering if I should tell her the big news. You are months away from being a grandmother. Instead I said, "He's just going through a difficult stage."
"Well, if he doesn't straighten up, just dump him and start over," she said, snapping her fingers. "You can get anybody you want."
If only it were that easy. If only I could go back to the drawing board and fix my mistake. The realization that I couldn't, that I was stuck with Marcus, made me feel even more nauseated. I told my mother I wasn't feeling so well, and that I thought I should get a few more hours of sleep.
"Sure, dear. You get your rest… I'll just get your laundry."
Our housekeeper always did the laundry, so my mother's offer was further confirmation of how much she pitied my current state of affairs.
"My dirty stuff is all in that turquoise mesh bag," I instructed as I closed my eyes. "And please don't put my La Perla bras in the dryer. They're very delicate."
"Okay, honey," she said.
I heard her unzip my suitcase and pull my clothes from it. Then I heard her gasp. My mother's gasp is one of her trademarks. A dramatic inhalation with more noise than you'd ever imagine possible. For a moment I thought she was making a point about my volume of dirty clothes. And then I remembered what I had popped last minute into my luggage: What to Expect When You're Expecting.
"What in the world is this?"
I had no choice but to fess up. I opened my eyes, sat up, and said, "Mom. I'm pregnant."
She gasped again, pressing her hands to her temples. "No." She shook her head. "No, you're not."
"Yes I am," I said.
"Dex?" she asked hopefully. She wanted desperately for me to tell her that Dex was the father. She wanted to believe that I could reconcile with the ideal man. Get my charmed life back.
I shook my head. "No. Marcus."
My mother collapsed onto the bed, dug her fists into my mattress, and wept. It wasn't exactly the "Mom, I'm pregnant" moment I had imagined.
"Mother, puh-lease! You're supposed to be happy for me!"
Her expression changed from mournful to angry. "How could you ruin your life like this? That boy is awful."
"He is not awful. He can be charming and really funny," I said, realizing that he hadn't been charming or even a little bit funny in a very long time. "And I'm marrying him, Mother. End of story."
"No. No. No! You can't do that, Darcy!" Yes, I can.
"You're throwing your life away. He's not good enough for you. Not even close," she said, her eyes filling with fresh tears.
"Because of one comment?"
"Because of a lot of things. Because you are not right for each other. Because of his behavior last night. Dex would never behave in such a deplorable-"
"Stop bringing up Dex! I'm with Marcus now!" I shouted at her, not caring who overheard me.
"You're ruining your life!" she yelled back at me. "And your father and I are not going to stand by and watch you do it!"
"I'm not ruining my life, Mother. I love Marcus and we're going to get married and have this baby. And you better just get used to it. Or else you're going to be one of those women on Oprah talking about how she's never met her grandchildren," I said, roughly pushing aside the covers and marching over to the guest room, into the arms of my husband-to-be.
After all, there is nothing like a mother telling you that you're making a bad decision to convince you that what you are doing is the absolute best course of action.
Minutes later, Marcus and I had packed our bags and were standing on the corner of the cul-de-sac waiting for the cab I had called. Nobody-not even my chipper little brother-tried to stop us from leaving. The cab dropped us off at the Holiday Inn next to the airport, where Marcus at least pretended to be contrite. I accepted his apology, and we spent the remainder of the weekend having sex and watching television in a darkened room that smelled of bleach and cigarette smoke. The whole scene was undeniably depressing, but strangely romantic and unifying. Marcus and I rehashed my fight with my mother, both of us agreeing that she was a heartless, shallow bitch.
And when we returned home, things continued to be good between us-or at least not altogether bad. But the peace was shortlived, and within a few weeks, we were at it again. Fighting about everything and anything. My chief complaints were his far-too-frequent poker nights with his newly acquired friends from the underbelly of Manhattan, his shabby wardrobe, and his unwillingness ever to make the trip up to my apartment. His chief complaints were my sudden lack of interest in giving him blow jobs, my keeping the thermostat too low in his apartment, and my obsession with Dex and Rachel.
Then one Saturday morning, after a doozy about baby names (he deigned to suggest the name Julie, when I knew that he had lost his virginity to a girl named Julie), Marcus kicked me out of his apartment, saying that he needed some time alone. So I left his place and went to Barneys, chalking it up to yet another lover's quarrel. Later that night, I expected him to call and apologize. But that didn't happen. In fact, he didn't call at all. Instead, I called him. Over and over. I left him angry messages. Then I left him threatening messages. And then I resorted to hysterical, pathetic, begging messages. When Marcus finally called me back, my venom and tears were gone. I only felt a cold uncertainty.
"Where have you been all weekend?" I asked, feeling pitiful.
"Thinking," he said.
"About us?" "Yup."
"What exactly were you thinking?" I asked. "Whether you want to be with me?"
"More or less…"
At that moment, I knew that Marcus had all of the power. Every drop of it. I thought of all the times I had dumped guys, particularly remembering my breakup speech with my high school boyfriend Blaine. I remember how he had asked, "I want to stay together and you want to break up? How come you get your way?"
"Because, Blaine," I had said. "That's just how it works. The person who wants out of the relationship always gets her way. It's definitional."
The sad truth of the statement hit me in the gut now. If Marcus wanted out, there was absolutely nothing I could do to stop him.
I tried anyway, my voice shaking. "Marcus, please! Don't do this!"
"Look. We should talk face-to-face. I'll be over soon," he said.
"Are you going to break up with me? Just tell me now. Please!" I had waited for him all weekend, but the thought of waiting another twenty minutes was too much to bear.
"I'll be there soon," he said. His voice was flat, emotionless.
He arrived an hour later, wearing a Hooters T-shirt.
"You're dumping me, aren't you?" I asked, before he could even sit down.
He twisted the cap off a plastic bottle of Sprite, took a swig, and nodded twice.
"Omigod. I just can't believe this is happening. How can you dump me? I am pregnant with your baby! How can you do this?"
"I'm sorry, Darcy… but I just don't want to be with you."
It was the most surprising sentence I had ever heard. It was even more shocking than when Dex came out of the closet, so to speak. Perhaps because it was so utterly one-sided. I wanted Marcus. He did not want me. End of story.
"Why?" I asked. "Because of one fight?"
He shook his head. "You know it's not about any one fight."
"Then why?"
"Because I just can't ever see marrying you."
"Fine. We don't have to get married. We'll be like Goldie Hawn and what's his name?"
He shook his head again. "No."
"But I'm pregnant with your baby!"
"I know. And that's a problem." He raised his eyebrows and looked at me. "A problem with several different solutions."
"I've told you a million times, I'm not getting an abortion!"
"That's your decision, Darcy. Just like getting pregnant was your unilateral decision. Remember that?" he said angrily. "And now, here we are… and I just want you to have all the facts about the future-"
I interrupted him. "What does that mean?"
"It means I don't want to be with you, and I certainly don't want a kid. I'll help support it financially if you insist on having it, but I don't want to be… involved," he said, looking relieved. "At all."
"I don't believe what I'm hearing!"
"I'm sorry," he said, looking anything but sorry.
I begged. I cried. I pleaded. I promised that I would try harder.
Then he gave me the ultimate insult-"I'm just not that into you anymore"-before leaving my apartment.
It was Dex all over again. Only this time, I had no backup. No suitor waiting in the wings. I was, for the very first time in my life, completely on my own.