The Clockwork Scarab

Miss Stoker Wherein Our Heroines Encounter an Overabundance of Perfumes

By the time I made my way through the crowded party to find the familiar-looking waiter, he’d disappeared.

Surely it wasn’t Pix. It was impossible for a streetwise Cockney pickpocket to be hired for the event of the season. I put the thought of him out of my mind and in doing so, let down my guard. This was a mistake, for I was promptly caught up in conversation with one of those anemic young men I preferred to avoid. But though I had to listen to him compare my lips to rose petals and my hair to spirals of ink, I also learned that the Cosgrove-Pitt home boasted a Star Terrace.

Miss Mina Holmes wasn’t the only person who could make a deduction.

Moments later, as I stepped onto the Star Terrace, I saw a young woman making her way quickly toward the dark end of the patio. Miss Holmes.

Here I was, only a moment in deduction behind Miss Observation herself, and she hadn’t even searched for me before continuing on her way. Satisfaction with my discovery faded into aggravation. A flimsy brain-beak like Mina Holmes had no bloody business walking into dark shadows alone. Blooming idiot.

I followed her across the terrace, grudgingly grateful that she’d had the foresight to mark up my invitation to match hers. Careful not to accidentally pull out my stake, I dug the crumpled card out of a hidden pocket in my skirt and handed it to the cloaked figure who reached out a silent, gloved hand. He gestured for me to move forward.

A rush of energy pumped through my veins as I walked between two tall bushes. Finally, things were getting interesting.

On the other side of the bushes and trees, I found a mechanized vehicle. It was in a secluded area of the grounds of Cosgrove Terrace. A tall wall ran along behind it and ended in an open gate. A lamp burned in the street beyond and in the distance, the spiky, oblong shapes of London proper loomed.

Several cloaked figures stood there, mixing with the shadows. Someone handed me a wad of black fabric, and I found the head and armholes of an enveloping cloak. As I finished pulling my hood up and over, a black-garbed figure stumbled into me as it contorted beneath its cloak. Snickering, I helped Miss Holmes find her way out from beneath the fabric. When her head appeared, I shifted my hood so she would recognize me.

To my disappointment, she didn’t seem surprised. “So you figured it out. Excellent.”

“Of course I did,” I replied, noticing that the other figures were climbing into the vehicle. A soft rumble accompanied by the familiar hiss of steam indicated that the trolley-like carriage had been started.

“Yes, of course,” she said dismissively as we edged along with the cluster of figures. “Once discovered, the message had to be exceedingly simple to interpret.”

I was proud of myself for not planting my foot on the hems of her full skirts. Instead, I fingered the stake deep in my pocket and bit my tongue.

We climbed into the automated vehicle amid other cloaked figures who spoke briefly and in hushed voices. I’d never encountered a group of females who could be this quiet for so long. There’d hardly been a titter or giggle since I arrived.

I disliked the new carriages, propelled by a steam engine and with no visible driver or engineer. They ran on some sort of magnetic tracking system. Ever since the Moseley-Haft Steam-Promotion Act had been passed by Lord Cosgrove-Pitt and his Parliament, everyone in London had been keen on them and anything else that could be mechanized and automated. The current favorites were the sleek trolleys that were narrow enough to pass along even the uppermost streetwalk levels, the vehicles just wide enough for two people to sit side by side.

The trolley’s doors closed. Miss Holmes tensed as I swallowed a thrill of excitement. The only thing I had cause to fear was a vampire . . . and as I didn’t sense any UnDead in the vicinity, I settled in for an adventure.

There were no more than a dozen of us. From the amount of eau de toilette clogging my nose, it smelled as if each one of those present had spilled an entire bottle of perfume over her bodice. In the close quarters, my eyes began to water, and I had to pinch my nose to keep from sneezing.

My partner murmured street names, landmarks, and observations as we drove along at ground level. I had to reluctantly appreciate her comments. Unlike Miss Holmes, I didn’t know the name of every single alleyway, bypass, or mews, let alone the different combinations of street levels and how the addresses worked. I’d always been awestruck by the height of the buildings and how close they swayed toward one another. And I wasn’t convinced that the helium-filled sky-anchors attached to the tops of the tall structures did anything to keep their tops from bumping into each other.

More than once, I’d been resigned to walking at ground level because I’d forgotten to bring coins with me. You needed them to insert in the street-lifts to take a ride to the less smelly, cleaner, brighter level of fly-bridge. But I was very familiar with the smell of saltwater, algae, and fish that lingered near the docks, and when those aromas drowned out the perfumes from my companions, I realized we’d reached the East End and shipping yards on the Thames.

“Wapping,” Miss Holmes muttered, and I looked out onto the street to see the gaslit sign for that underground railway station. The area was deserted, for trains didn’t run this late at night.

When the trolley turned, maneuvering into the narrow passage between the station and its adjoining building, the interior became darker. The car stopped, and I felt my companion’s attention sharpen.

A nervous giggle broke the silence, then a loud mechanical hiss startled the girl across from me. The door slid open to reveal a slender female figure holding a lantern. Her features were shadowed in part by a tall hat with a low-riding brim.

“Please disembark, ladies,” said the woman, and gestured with a gloved hand.

We exited the trolley car and followed our hostess’s mellow golden light down the alley at ground level. I managed to avoid stepping in anything that was soft and smelled disgusting, but Miss Holmes wasn’t as agile.

“Drat,” she muttered, pausing to scrape her shoe on a stone. “We’re going toward the river.”

Were they taking us to a boat? I groped in a pocket for my knife. I’d never had cause to use it, and I hoped tonight wouldn’t change that. But before we reached the river, our guide gestured to the entrance of an octagonal structure built into the side of Wapping Station. “This way, ladies,” she said as we walked through the door into a high-ceilinged, eight-sided chamber.

Although we still wore our cloaks, my companion and I held back. Until now, we’d been protected by our anonymity. But now there was the chance we might be recognized in the brighter light as uninvited guests.

I looked at as many of the hooded faces as I could see, and recognized several. All young women. All my age. Most from upper-class families, some from wealthier trade families. Each one of them vibrated with excitement. No one seemed to notice or care that we had joined them.

The windowed chamber was empty except for a grand staircase that led down into darkness. Dirty gold paint peeled from ornate molding around a high octagonal ceiling. There were other signs of neglect: a ragged chandelier and a few dusty, broken benches.

“The Thames Tunnel,” Miss Holmes informed me as we began to shuffle with the rest of the group toward the stairs. “The first underwater tunnel ever constructed. The engineer, Marc Brunel, first proposed his excavation plan to Czar Nicolas of Russia—”

“It goes beneath the river?” I interrupted as the lantern began to descend in the hand of its carrier, leaving the room to darken by degrees.

She nodded. By now, the other young women were following the lantern down the staircase, but my companion seemed more interested in giving me a history lecture. She held back.

“It’s part of the Underground now,” she told me, speaking rapidly near my ear. “But in the fifties, it was open to the public. People could walk through to the other side of the river, and there were vendors and shops down there and entertainers—”

“Let’s go,” I said, but her fingers curled around my arm, holding me back.

“I don’t think I can. I don’t like . . . close, dark places. Deep places.”

“Brilliant,” I said, peeling her fingers away. “You stay here and keep watch. I’m going down there to see what’s happening.”

Without a backward glance, I moved toward the grand staircase. I justified abandoning her because she hadn’t waited for me at Cosgrove Terrace. Miss Holmes would have left without me if I hadn’t shown up. Besides, I was used to working alone. I didn’t want anyone hampering me. And it was prudent to have someone keeping watch in case the worst happened.

Not that I thought she’d be all that much help if it did.

I pushed away my gnawing conscience as I hurried down the steps. Some people were meant for adventure, and others—as she’d pointed out to me—were meant to merely observe. Miss Holmes could observe all she wanted.

I was going to do something.

My pulse picked up. There could be vampires lurking below, living underground safe from the sunlight. This could be my chance!

The rest of the group had reached a spacious landing, and the glowing yellow lantern led the way down another set of stairs. We were probably a hundred feet below the ground (I was sure Miss Holmes would know exactly how deep the Thames Tunnel was) and for the first time, the handmaker in me wondered why there wasn’t a lift or some other mechanized way to descend. The walls yawned around us, and I pushed away a niggle of guilt for leaving her alone. Bloody beans, I wasn’t the girl’s governess!

Just as I began to start down the second flight, I glanced up and saw a clear white light, very small, bobbing ever so slowly down the stairs.

It had to be Miss Holmes. Blast. Closing my eyes briefly, I let my conscience take over. I waited . . . for a minute. But she was moving so slowly I lost my patience and started back up the steps to meet her.

“Hurry.” I tugged on her arm.

She gave a whimper, and then I saw her eyes were closed. I wanted to laugh. Wasn’t it darker behind closed eyelids than in here with her light?

“Come on,” I said, towing her down the stairs. I think she kept her eyes closed all the way to the bottom. But she kept going, even though her fingers felt like they were digging through my skin and muscle clear to bone. My impatience ebbed when I remembered the way she’d stepped in and helped me last night. She never said a word about my reaction to Miss Hodgeworth’s body.

At the bottom of the steps, we found ourselves inside the train station. However, we were on the rear side of the two parallel rows of tracks. Each track disappeared into its own dark tunnel, and I could see light glowing down one of them. A single lantern hung on the far side of the space, casting a weak circle.

“Miss Holmes. You can open your eyes now. It’s not dark. Let’s go,” I said, starting off down the tunnel to the right, where I could see illumination in the distance as well as the lamps glowing at intervals along the tunnel.

As we hurried along the walkway beside the train track, I noticed large, dark archways connecting the two tunnels. Each time we approached one, I peered into the darkness to see if danger lurked. I also carried my knife.

“When the Thames Tunnel was open to the public, the vendors set up shops inside those arches,” Miss Holmes informed me. “It was a very busy shopping district for some time. There were a variety of shops, most of which carried imported items and all of which were expensive.”

She droned on, and I noticed that the moving lantern ahead of us had disappeared. Our quarry had made a turn, and I had no idea where.

“Hurry,” I said.

We had taken a few more steps when two dark shapes emerged from the shadows and stood blocking our way. One of them held something that gleamed silver in the light of his accomplice’s lantern.

“An’ wha’ ’ave we ’ere now, Billy,” said the one with the lantern. Grinning, he lifted it high to examine us. And, mackerel’s eyes, I could see the bloody sot needed at least three teeth pulled. “Looks’a like we got a coupla nice, prime peaches ’ere.”

“A pritty pair, they is,” agreed a voice.

From behind us.

I kept the knife hidden in the folds of my skirt. Though my heart was pounding, I made my movements slow and easy as I turned to see what mischief had sneaked up on us. Meanwhile, Miss Holmes dug frantically among her skirts. What good is being armed if you can’t get the blasted weapon out when you need it?

Behind us were two more men. One had a wooden truncheon, and the other was flexing his hands. No red eyes, no uncomfortable, prickly chill over my neck . . . these were mortal men. I relaxed. This would be amusing.

“I assume,” I muttered, “you don’t have that bloody Steam-Stream gun in your skirts.”

“No,” she murmured back from the side of her mouth. “But I have—”

“Never mind.” I turned back just as the man with the knife swiped a hand toward me.

I dodged and then, to his surprise, lunged toward him. My cloak flapping, I caught him in the midriff with my head, sending him tumbling to the ground. Before he even hit the dirt, however, I spun toward the lantern man, whipping my cloak off and into his face as I did so. Kicking out with a well-placed foot, I felt a rush of satisfaction when my shoe connected with a soft area on his person. He squealed like a dry wheel cog and dropped the lantern as he collapsed.

Exhilarated, I turned to meet the man with the truncheon as he rushed up behind me. His club whistled through the air, and with a cry of delight, I ducked beneath it, then leapt behind him as the force of his would-be blow sent him pivoting around to face me.

I glanced over as I surged upright and saw Miss Holmes staring at me, her eyes wide. She held something in her hand, and a dark figure was crumpled on the ground at her feet.

My assailant must also have noticed his companions had been disabled, for he began to back away into the shadows. “Don’ mean n’arm t’ye, loydies. Jus’ tryin’ t’be fren’ly.”

I stepped toward him, brandishing my knife, showing him a tight, feral grin. He stumbled backward, then spun and dashed into the darkness.

Knowing my job wasn’t done, I turned back to the first two. One of them had dragged himself off, and the other was still a sobbing bundle of skin and bones. He was hardly worth the effort, but I walked over to him and placed my foot on the hem of his coat anyway. “I took it easy on you tonight.” I gave him a good look at my knife. “Next time we meet, I won’t be so friendly.”

His eyes goggled, and he managed to nod.

“Get out of here,” I said, and watched with satisfaction as he crawled off into the darkness. When I turned back to Miss Holmes, she was looking at me as if I’d grown another head. I gestured to the last attacker, who still lay unmoving on the ground. “What did you do to him?”

She handed me a slender metal object and explained, “It sends a little shock of steam. Unfortunately, it only works once, and only at close range.”

We vampire hunters had been fighting with stakes and swords and knives for centuries. We didn’t need cognoggin gadgets like that. Still . . . I felt a pang of fascination and maybe a bit of envy. “It’s brilliant.”

“You were brilliant. I—you moved so fast! And you’re strong. Really strong.”

I was a little stunned by her words and admiration, and it took me a moment to respond as I patted my hair back into place and picked up my cloak. “I’m a Venator. It’s what I’m called to do. To be.”

“And your gown! It’s all beyond cleverness to have split skirts—you have such freedom of movement. I shall have to have some of my own made if these sorts of events are going to occur regularly.”

“Thank you,” I said, choosing not to point out that she could hardly expect to be as accomplished a fighter as I was.

“What I find difficult to comprehend is how you can inflict such pain and violence so easily and yet become ill at the very sight of blood.”

My smile faded. “Right. Well, it’s quite simple. Vampires don’t bleed.”

Or so I’d heard.