The Queen and Lord M

Chapter X ‘MRS MELBOURNE’

But the Bedchamber controversy was by no means forgotten and it was unfortunate for the Queen that it had followed so closely on the Flora Hastings scandal. Although the names of Lady Tavistock and Lady Portman had been used freely in the press, it was generally accepted that these ladies would not have acted without the approval of the Queen and Victoria was regarded as the chief culprit. And now following on this was her behaviour in the matter of the Ladies of her Household.

Charles Greville, the Clerk of the Council, wrote in his diary that he was shocked because ‘a mere baby of a Queen’ had flouted the advice of that great man the Duke of Wellington. The truth was, he believed, that the Queen could not endure parting with Melbourne and this was a plot which had been hatched to prevent this happening.

This summed up the general opinion. Even Sir Robert Peel, that most discreet of men, could not avoid showing his indignation about the manner in which he had been treated. The Queen would have to learn that although she might be their Sovereign these men whom she had treated with such haughty disdain were some of the greatest statesmen of the age.

The press naturally took up the affair with many a sly allusion; Lord Brougham thundered away in the Lords attacking Melbourne and his Cabinet and not hesitating – though with expressions of loyalty to the Crown – to castigate the Queen herself.

Victoria refused to be concerned. She had won and was going to enjoy life. She had another birthday. Now she was twenty. It was not such a happy birthday as the last one, but she could congratulate herself that she still had her dear Lord Melbourne.

She threw herself wholeheartedly into entertaining her royal guest, the Grand Duke. What a charming man and such an expert dancer! He taught her to dance the mazurka – ‘Very Russian and exciting. One is whisked round as in the waltz,’ she told Lehzen afterwards. ‘Alexander does it magnificently.’

It was all very gay and if entertaining foreign visitors was always like this she could not do enough of it.

‘It is so good for me,’ she told Melbourne.

‘It might have the opposite effect,’ replied Lord Melbourne.

But for once she did not agree with him.

She thought a great deal of the Grand Duke and wrote in her Journal: ‘I am really quite in love with the Grand Duke. He is such a dear, delightful man.’

The Duke of Wellington and Lord Melbourne remained anxious about the Flora Hastings affair for Flora still languished in the Duchess’s apartments at the Palace, growing more and more like a wraith every day, a general reproach to everyone, and in particular to Lady Tavistock and Lady Portman. The latter had recently miscarried and everyone said it was due to her remorse about Flora Hastings, for it was very unpleasant to think that one’s conduct could be hastening someone to the grave.

The Queen was uneasy too and to comfort her Lord Melbourne insisted that Flora was pregnant after all.

‘We shall see,’ he said, with a look of wisdom, and Victoria tried to believe he might be right.

Wellington decided that at all costs they must rid themselves of Conroy for without doubt he had been the instigator of the Hastings drama. But for him it would have been just a matter of suspicion, a little gossip followed by the doctors’ exonerating verdict. The Hastings family, of course, had done the harm, but it should never have been allowed to reach a stage when it was possible for them to act as they had. So, they must most certainly rid themselves of Conroy. The Duke would work on him. He should have the pension he demanded; the peerage he asked could be promised him.

‘Whether he ever gets it would be another matter,’ pointed out the Duke, ‘for it may well be that you, Melbourne, will not be Prime Minister when the Irish peerage promised him is available. And as it will be you who promised it, another Prime Minister might not feel himself obliged to give it. It seems likely that at the next election, which surely cannot be long delayed, the Whigs will stand down for the Tories and then it will be Peel’s affair.’

Melbourne agreed with an ironic smile that one of the matters he would be most willing to place into Peel’s competent hands was that of Sir John Conroy.

‘So, rid ourselves of that mischief-maker we must,’ said the Duke and, as he went into the fight as though it had been Waterloo, he succeeded.

It was with great joy that Lord Melbourne was able to call at the Palace and tell the Queen what had been arranged, and that Conroy would shortly be leaving.

What a pleasure it was to sit and chat with Lord Melbourne again in the blue closet!

The only flaw was Flora Hastings, who was growing steadily worse.

‘I visited her and she was so ill,’ said the Queen. ‘She made me feel quite wretched. I never saw anyone so thin; she was like a skeleton but her body is so swollen that she looks as though she were pregnant. I hear she is very sick.’

‘Sick!’ said Lord Melbourne with an ironic smile.

‘She must be very ill to look as she does, but she took my hand when I offered it and said she was grateful for all I had done.’

‘She always had a mordant sort of wit.’

‘I think she meant it. She looked at me as though to say: “I know I shall not see you again.”’

‘Your Majesty is too tender-hearted. That woman has caused you a great deal of trouble. Shall we talk of something else? I do know more pleasant subjects.’

‘Such as?’

‘That dress you are wearing is very beautiful.’

‘Oh, do you like it? It is rather nice. What do you think of the Grand Duke?’

‘Agreeable.’

‘I confided in him about that dreadful Peel. Was that unwise?’

‘Unwise but natural.’

‘Oh dear!’

‘But I doubt it will blow up to a major affair now that Conroy will no longer interest himself in Palace affairs.’

‘It will be sheer bliss to know that he is not there.’

Then Lord Melbourne began to talk of long ago Palace scandals and how Lord Bute had tried to rule young George III as Conroy hoped to rule her. He was amusing and while he talked pulled his hair about making it rather untidy, which, as she confided to her Journal, ‘made him look so much handsomer’.

The rejoicing at Conroy’s departure was dampened by the departure of the Grand Duke. The Queen wrote in her Journal:‘I felt so sad to take leave of this dear amiable young man whom I really think (talking jokingly) I was a little in love with.’

Victoria was planning another ball when a note was brought to her from the Duchess. Her mother wished Victoria to know that Lady Flora was very ill and the Duchess believed that people would not be very pleased if the Lady Flora were to die while the Queen was gaily dancing at a ball.

Victoria shuddered when she read the letter. She had thought a great deal of Lady Flora; she could not forget that emaciated figure stretched out on the couch looking like a skeleton, her yellow skin drawn tightly across her bones – and that fearful protuberance of the stomach. Sometimes she dreamed of Lady Flora and she was filled with remorse.

So when Lord Melbourne came she showed him the Duchess’s letter and asked him what she should do about the ball.

Lord Melbourne considered for a while and said that this might be one of the rare occasions when the Duchess was right. So the ball was cancelled.

Lord Melbourne adroitly led the conversation away from Lady Flora and it worked round to Sir Robert Peel – a not very happy subject in itself but not so depressing as that of Lady Flora, of course, because in spite of criticism the Queen believed she had acted rightly in his case.

‘Neither he nor Wellington appeared at my levée, I noticed,’ she told him. ‘I think that was rather rude of them.’

‘I don’t think they meant to be rude,’ said Lord Melbourne.

‘I think Sir Robert Peel is a very foolish man.’

‘Well,’ protested Melbourne, ‘he is considered to be a very able statesman. He has been responsible for many reforms and the people think highly of him, even those who oppose his politics.’

‘I think he is foolish to behave like this. It makes me dislike him.’

‘It’s certainly ill-judged of him,’ agreed Lord Melbourne. ‘But he is not so accustomed to dealing with kings and queens as I am.’

‘Do you have to deal with them in a special way?’

‘Most certainly. Some of them have very uneven tempers.’

So now they were laughing again and it was very pleasant.

Lord Melbourne then began telling her stories of Uncle William’s testy behaviour on more than one important occasion, and she quite forgot to be uneasy about Lady Flora.

Then a very disturbing incident occurred.

The Queen had come to Ascot for the races and it was a very brilliant occasion. She was aware during the ceremonial drive that the people were not as vociferous as usual, in fact looked a little sullen. How tiresome of them! They made her feel so uneasy when they behaved like that. Lord Melbourne had told her that George IV had been afraid to show his face on some occasions because the people not only were silent, they booed and jeered. How unpleasant! she thought. ‘The mood of the people is like the uncertain glory of an April day,’ said Lord Melbourne. ‘All sun one minute and rain the next.’

She was thinking of this as she rode along bowing and smiling to the unresponsive crowd. And then – as she took her place in the royal stand she heard the cry: ‘Mrs Melbourne.’

She flushed hotly and began to tremble. Mrs Melbourne. What were they suggesting? But she knew full well.

The cry was taken up. It sounded like a deafening roar. ‘Mrs Melbourne!’

There was nothing to be done but pretend she had not heard, but she could not enjoy the races; she could only think of getting away from those wicked people.

‘Mrs Melbourne!’ she told Lehzen. ‘They called me that.’

Lehzen said: ‘Everything you do is noted. It’s talked of and often exaggerated. He has apartments at the Palace. He dines here almost every night. And of course this affair of the Bedchamber Ladies … They are saying that the reason you made it impossible for Peel to take office was because you wouldn’t part with Lord Melbourne.’

‘But Mrs Melbourne!’

‘Yes, Mrs Melbourne,’ said Lehzen a trifle severely. She wanted to be first in the Queen’s estimation and did not enjoy taking second place even to the Prime Minister.

Lord Melbourne called as usual. He had been at the races and had heard the hisses and boos and the epithet hurled at her. She was never one to hide her feelings so she asked him at once what he thought of it.

He shrugged it aside with his usual elegant ease. ‘People will say anything.’

‘I believe I know who started it. It was the Duchess of Montrose and Lady Sarah Ingestre.’

‘Tory bitches,’ said Lord Melbourne and for a second she smiled; but she was immediately grave.

‘Others quickly took it up. Oh dear, they should be severely punished.’

‘Your ancestors would have had their heads off.’

‘It’s a pity customs have changed,’ said the Queen angrily.

‘Are you sure it was these women who started it?’

‘Quite sure.’

‘They were really attacking me you know.’

‘And me too. But you heard it. You know you did.’

‘Yes, I heard it,’ admitted the Prime Minister.

‘It must have made you angry.’

‘On your account, yes. I am used to being attacked on all sides. A Prime Minister is blamed for most things.’

She could not settle down to a cosy chat. She kept hearing those words echoing in her mind: ‘Mrs Melbourne’.

One early morning in July Victoria wakened to find the Baroness at her bedside.

‘What is it?’ cried Victoria, starting up in bed.

‘I have bad news,’ said Lehzen, ‘Lady Flora Hastings died early this morning.’

‘Poor soul!’

‘This will mean everything is revived, you know.’

‘At least,’ said the Queen, ‘it will be an end of the matter.’

‘There will be a post mortem,’ said the Baroness. ‘She has left instructions that there shall be one performed by any doctor, providing he is not Sir James Clark.’

‘That will surely settle the matter,’ said the Queen as Lord Melbourne would have said.

But she knew it could not be settled immediately. There was sure to be trouble. The press, the Tories, the scandal-mongers and the Hastings family were not going to let it rest.

The autopsy was presided over by five distinguished doctors and the verdict was that Flora had died from a large tumour on the liver which pressing downwards had produced an enlargement of the abdomen.

The Hastings declared publicly that bowed down with grief as they were, at least their honour was vindicated.

The Morning Post came out openly against the Queen; so did Lord Brougham in the Lords, who tried to induce Lord Tavistock to defend his wife’s character at the expense of the Queen’s. Pamphlets were written against her. (‘There have always been the pamphleteers to write against Royalty,’ said Lord Melbourne comfortingly.) The Queen saw one of these which made her shiver. It was called ‘A voice from the Grave of Flora Hastings to her most gracious Majesty the Queen’.

Victoria wept with rage and despair. Life had become wretched. She wondered whether she would ever be happy again. She even remembered that Lord Melbourne had advised her to act as she had and told herself she should never have allowed the scandal to persist. She should have given Flora the benefit of the doubt.

An alarming thought had come to her. Was it possible that Lord Melbourne could be wrong?

When she ventured into the streets she was hissed. She strained her ears for the taunt, Mrs Melbourne. How different from what it had been like such a short while ago when the people had smiled and waved and loved her.

She wondered whether she should go to the funeral and asked Lord Melbourne when he called.

He thought it would be unwise for her to go personally but her carriage should be sent in the procession as an honour to the living Hastings and a mark of respect to the dead one.

‘But,’ said Lord Melbourne, ‘we shall have to proceed with great care. The press are working the people up to a fever of excitement and that is not good. Heaven knows what they might do if sufficiently worked up.’

‘I know,’ said the Queen, ‘that my uncles were shot at once or twice and so was my grandfather and he never did anything that he thought was not good for the people.’

‘The mob is unpredictable and like the poor, always with us. No one should know whether or not your carriage will be following. Unfortunately the lady died here in this very Palace which is most awkward. How much more convenient it would have been if she had gone home to the bosom of her family to expire.’

‘That was Mamma. She was determined to keep her here to die.’

‘And discountenance us!’ said Lord Melbourne. ‘Never mind. We will put it out that the coffin will be removed from the Palace at six a.m. and shall arrange for it to go at four. We will have the Guards and Life Guards on duty the night before … all through the night and until the coffin is safely away. This will be to show respect to the dead of course … and we will make sure of protection at the same time.’

‘She is going to be taken up to Scotland, you know.’

‘Yes, tiresome of her. But in view of all the fuss the sooner she gets there the better.’

There was a lack of ease throughout the Palace. How everything is changed, sighed the Queen.

In the early hours of the morning of July 12th crowds of people were waiting outside the Palace. Even though it had been said that the body of Flora Hastings was to be removed at six, people had waited all night so there were many to see it leave at four a.m. Sir Robert Peel’s police force were out in strength too. The first contingent would accompany the procession to Temple Bar where the City Police would take their place.

As the cortège progressed the crowds grew thicker and some of them were bent on mischief. The press had worked on their emotions with their diatribes against the Queen and her scandal-mongering ladies and the pamphlets like The Victim of Scandal and the Palace Martyr had had their effect. The crowd was all in sympathy with the dead and full of reproaches for the living.

The heroine of the occasion was without doubt Flora Hastings and the villainess the Queen.

As they neared the wharf where Lady Flora’s coffin was to be placed on a ship to be taken up to Scotland someone threw a stone at the royal carriage; others followed but fortunately the stone throwing was not taken up with much enthusiasm and the people contented themselves with words.

‘What’s the good of her gilded trumpery after she has killed her?’ called a voice.

And another: ‘This is the victim. Where’s the murderer?’ Another: ‘This is a case of murder against Buckingham Palace.’

But at last Lady Flora’s coffin was placed on board the ship which was to take it to Scotland and the danger was over.

‘Just a few repairs to the royal carriage,’ said Lord Melbourne lightly when he reported to the Queen.

‘The indignity!’ she cried. ‘They stoned my carriage.’

‘A mercy that you were not in it.’

She was angry. ‘Oh how dared they! They misunderstood. I only wanted to be kind to her … at the end.’

‘At the end,’ said Lord Melbourne. ‘But that was after all the fussing.’

‘I visited her. I asked her if there was anything I could do for her and she was grateful to me. She was indeed.’

‘She was honoured of course, but it was an unfortunate business.’

‘Thank God it is now done with.’

‘Yes,’ said Lord Melbourne, ‘providing the Hastings will let it die down. They’ve got so used to hounding a scapegoat that it might be hard for them to do without one. They will doubtless decide on poor old Clark next.’

‘Is there no end to this affair?’

‘It’s like a stone being thrown into a pond,’ said Lord Melbourne. ‘The ripples go on for a long time afterwards.’

She could not settle down. She was restless and ill at ease. Perhaps she was more upset by those words which had been flung at her than by anything else. Mrs Melbourne!

There was only one meaning to it. It disturbed her. But I am only twenty, she thought. I suppose I ought to marry.

Lord Melbourne was having his portrait painted. It was at her request that this was taking place and she had imperiously commanded that it should be done at the Palace so that she could watch the work in progress. Moreover she could talk to Lord Melbourne while he sat and that as he said would kill two birds with one stone, for naturally a busy Prime Minister would have little time to sit for his portrait.

‘I want a picture of you,’ she had told him, ‘so that I can look at it when you are not there. Therefore I shall need a good likeness.’

She would sit watching the artist at work with the utmost amusement.

‘Lord Melbourne,’ she told him severely, ‘you are not a good sitter. Is that not so?’ she demanded of the artist.

The artist looked a little embarrassed and Lord Melbourne said, ‘Oh, it is always wise to agree with the Queen.’

‘That is not only wise but true. You are always being told to hold your position and keep your head where it was. You move continually. Mr Grant,’ she said to the artist, ‘Lord Melbourne is not a good sitter, is he?’

‘His Lordship is solemn one moment and appears to be deep in thought and the next he is amused and laughing aloud. No, Your Majesty, it is certainly not easy to catch him.’

‘There, Lord Melbourne. You see you are not easily caught.’

‘Oh, I am very elusive,’ said Lord Melbourne.

She was happy watching the work progress. And it was fun to take one of the dogs with her – usually darling Dashy who was particularly fond of Lord Melbourne, but dear Islay sometimes went. And Lord Melbourne would talk to Dash and Dash would put his head on one side in such a way which drove her into fits of laughter and the poor artist into despair.

‘It is an exact likeness,’ she declared, which made Lord Melbourne grimace and Mr Grant so happy.

As she later wrote in her Journal: ‘It will be such happiness for me to have that dear kind friend’s face which I do like and admire so. His face is so handsome and his expression and there is his air. It is all just as he is with his white hat and cravat, waistcoat and coat … all just as he wears them.’

It was hard to tear herself away from the room. But even those sessions had been spoilt by the memory of those words: Mrs Melbourne.

It was some time now since Baron Stockmar had at Uncle Leopold’s suggestion left England to become the companion of the Queen’s cousin Albert. She had not given Albert a thought during all the anxieties of the last months but those words heard at Ascot had brought him back to mind. She had recently reached her twentieth birthday; Cousin Albert would soon be celebrating his. It was a marriageable age.

Uncle Leopold had made up his mind that she was going to marry Albert. It was true that at one time she had not been displeased with the idea. Long ago – that was how it seemed but it was in fact three years – before her accession, Albert and his brother Ernest had visited her and she had been delighted with her cousins, particularly Albert. Uncle Leopold had reminded her when they met that she had written to him – he still had and treasured her letter – that Albert ‘possessed every quality which could make her happy’. So she had thought then. But three years ago she had been a child. She hardly knew herself when she looked back – a princess instead of a queen, a captive instead of a power which could dismiss Sir Robert Peel, an ignorant girl who had never drunk from the fountain of Lord Melbourne’s wisdom.

And now she could not get out of her mind the thought of those words ‘Mrs Melbourne’; and she knew that it was time she married.

But whom should she marry? The answer from Uncle Leopold would be Cousin Albert of course, but Lord Melbourne had taught her that Uncle Leopold did not rule England. He had tried to interfere politically once before and Lord Melbourne had told him diplomatically, with such tact, that the affairs of England were for England’s ministers and her Queen to decide.

And, she thought, if I do not wish to marry Albert, I shall certainly not do so merely because Uncle Leopold wishes me to. Nor anyone else for that matter. But the truth was that she was unsure. She did not think she wished to marry at all – perhaps never. She would be like Queen Elizabeth – whom she had never liked – and remain single all her life.

If the people would not be so foolish and grow to like her again, and if she could keep Sir Robert Peel at bay, and if Lord Melbourne was her constant companion, that seemed a very happy prospect.

But, she thought vehemently, I will not be hurried into marriage in any circumstances.

Cousin Albert had made a grand tour of Europe in the company of Baron Stockmar and she knew that Uncle Leopold meant his next visit to be to England. Then her decision would be expected. She had three months of freedom. What a way to look at it. Freedom! Was she going to become a captive again? As far as she remembered Albert appeared to have been gentle, but of course one had to get to know people before one was sure.

Perhaps she should prepare Uncle Leopold. He must understand that she would not be coerced into anything – not even to please him.

She would write to him now and send the letter by courier. There were certain things she must know. How far was Albert aware of the family’s intention? Was he coming over to inspect her as she would inspect him? Oh surely not! A somewhat obscure German Prince would jump at the offer of the hand of the Queen of England. It was for her to decide. She could be sure of that. But of all else she was not at all sure … because as Uncle Leopold must understand so much had happened since that naïve outburst of three years ago.

She sat down and wrote to Uncle Leopold:‘First of all I wish to know if Albert is aware of the wish of his father and you relative to me. Secondly if he knows that there is no engagement between us … If I should like Albert I can make no final promise this year, for at the very earliest any such event could not take place till two or three years hence … Independent of my youth and my great repugnance to change my present position, there is no anxiety evinced in this country for such an event … I may like him as a friend, and a cousin and a brother but not more; and should this be the case (which is not unlikely) I am very anxious that it should be understood that I am not guilty of any breach of promise, for I never gave any … Were this not completely understood I should be in a very painful position. As it is, I am rather nervous about the visit for the subject I allude to is not an agreeable one to me …’

There! That stated her feelings exactly; and having despatched the letter to Uncle Leopold she felt much better.

Naturally she talked the matter over with Lord Melbourne.

‘I have written to Uncle Leopold. He seems to be so certain that I am going to like Albert.’

‘Cousins are not very good for each other.’

‘Most royal people are cousins.’

‘And most of your cousins are Germans.’

‘And Germans are not good for one either?’ demanded the Queen.

‘They are inclined to be solemn.’

‘Shouldn’t we all be on some occasions?’

‘They are solemn on all occasions. Besides, they don’t wash as frequently as we do.’

‘I should enjoy washing less frequently,’ said Victoria with a laugh.

Oh it was fun to sit with him and watch the expressions flit across his face and the way in which he ruffled his hair without realising he was doing it. Now, he looked quite mischievous, now very much the Prime Minister; now like his portrait.

Oh dear Lord M! she thought. Why can’t we go on like this forever? We don’t need interruptions.

‘Something is on your mind,’ said Lord Melbourne suddenly.

‘It is this visit of Albert’s. It’s definitely planned for the autumn. Albert’s father, Uncle Ernest and Uncle Leopold are very anxious for it.’

‘They would be,’ said Lord Melbourne. ‘But it is not they who would have to marry Albert, is it?’

She laughed at the thought. ‘Marriage! Why do we have to talk of marriage?’ she demanded. ‘You don’t think it is necessary for me to marry yet.’

‘Not for a year or two.’

‘And if I do not like Albert?’

‘Well then Albert will be sent back to Saxe-Coburg.’

‘And all will go on as before.’

She was so happy at the thought that he could not tell her then that sooner or later it would be her duty to marry, nor remind her that the victory they had snatched from Sir Robert Peel was in fact a respite. Life could not go on as it was. Change had to come from some direction.

The Queen was becoming fretful. Her temper flared out at the slightest provocation. Her ladies were sometimes afraid to speak to her. Even dear Daisy was snapped at.

She dreamed of Lady Flora Hastings now and then; and the memory of that emaciated figure stretched out on the couch with the reproachful eyes regarding her stayed with her.

The Hastings would not let the matter rest and were now taking up the case against Sir James Clark. When she drove out she had come to expect a few hisses from the crowd. Often she thought of that first summer of her reign – the pleasantest she had ever spent in her life – and asked herself why it had changed.

She even became irritable with Lord Melbourne. Sometimes in the evening when they were sitting together and the rest of the company were playing games or listening to music and the Duchess sat at her interminable whist, Lord Melbourne would not answer when she spoke to him and she would realise that he had fallen asleep.

It was a habit of his, for although he could be very lively if there was an interesting discussion in progress he would go straight off to sleep when the conversation became trivial. It had amused her to try all sorts of ruses to awaken him without calling attention to his somnolent state; and it could be very awkward when she wanted to go and he was not ready to stand up and bow. She would twit him about it afterwards and he would say the funniest things. It could be so embarrassing – in a comical sort of way.

Now it began to irritate her.

Of course, she thought, he is getting old. But immediately she would be conscience-stricken. Men like Lord Melbourne never really grew old. Their rninds remained alert and it was a man’s mind which was important.

One day she tackled him on this habit.

‘Lord M,’ she said, ‘you should not go to sleep when you are in the company of so many people. It is most disconcerting.’

‘Oh,’ he replied, ‘they are so full of their own affairs that they don’t notice much what I’m doing.’

‘Of course you do occasionally snore,’ she pointed out.

‘That would proclaim it too much,’ replied Lord Melbourne and she had to laugh.

That was the point. He could always make her laugh as no one else could. Perhaps that was why she wanted everything to remain as it was and she was so perturbed by the idea of Uncle Leopold’s protégé, Cousin Albert, coming to change it.