The Seduction of the Crimson Rose

Chapter Twelve

"So…," Colin said.

"So," I agreed, nodding heartily.

Now that I had him, two hours before schedule, I had no idea what to do with him. Here we were, out in the middle of Mayfair, me in my sloppy archive clothes, Colin as dishy as ever, and all I could do was bob my head like one of those Chinese dolls.

Needless to say, I had had it all planned out. There was a charming little Greek restaurant next to my flat — well, Cypriot, but close enough — with coarse red tablecloths, heavenly food, and a rough but surprisingly potent Greek wine. Between the impact of the wine, the conveniently dim lighting, and the exotic strains of Greek music playing softly in the background, it was the perfect place for a first date, the sort of place where they would let you sit for hours, intruding only to refill your wine glass and bring you yet another plate of olives.

I had pointedly ignored my friend Pammy's advice to spend the week practicing seductively extracting pits from olives. I didn't see anything the least bit seductive about an olive pit. That was, Pammy informed me, precisely my problem. On the other hand, trying to ditch the olive pit could provide an icebreaker if conversation ever got slow.

But my little Greek restaurant — and my sleek, black going-out pants, my deodorant, and my hair dryer — were all back in Bayswater. We were in Mayfair. It was what one might call a slight logistical problem.

"So," I repeated, since it seemed to be the word of choice. "What shall we do?"

"Eat?" Colin suggested, with a little lift of the eyebrow that made the grainy November dusk as bright as any Technicolor fantasy land. It was, I realized, going to be okay. In fact, it was all more than okay.

"Squirrel stew?" I suggested, pointing to one who was regarding us curiously from his perch on a metal railing.

"I'm sure we can do better than that."

And it was as easily done as that. In one moment, his hand was at my elbow, as if it had always belonged there. Either he was, as my friend Pammy would say, a first-class smooth arse, or he liked me. Like really liked liked me. That's also Pammy, only circa sixth grade.

"True," I agreed giddily, leaning happily into the hand on my elbow and feeling the brush of his Barbour jacket against mine. Perhaps our Barbour jackets could give birth to a litter of lovely little Wellies. "There must be a pigeon or two somewhere. We could have pigeon pie."

"You have to be fast," cautioned Colin. Away from Bond Street, in the gloom of a residential street, I couldn't quite make out his face, but I knew the glint was there. "They're speedy little buggers."

"Dangerous, too. There was one time — my little sister had just left to go to school. Next thing we know, poof! She comes back in, absolutely covered — " I broke off with something that was half-hiccup, half-snort, trying to choke down the silly giggles.

I couldn't believe I was launching the Date to End All Dates with a disquisition on pigeon poo. I'd never read The Rules, but I was sure there had to be something in there about saving scatological humor for the third date. After all, he'll never respect you if you give it to him on the first date. And there was no reason Colin needed to know about Jillian's close, personal acquaintance with the Metro New York pigeon population.

"Um, how's your sister doing?" I gabbled quickly, in an awkward attempt at a save.

"Pigeon-free, last I heard," Colin said dryly.

I did what any sensible, adult person would do. I slapped him on the arm. Then I giggled. "You know that's not what I meant."

I'm sure I was batting my eyelashes, too, but fortunately it was too dark for him to see. In the space of five minutes, I had regressed straight to middle school. It could have been worse. I could have been wearing leg warmers and a My Little Pony sweatshirt.

"You've seen her more recently than I have," Colin pointed out.

"By about two hours," I protested. Pammy had invited us all to an expat Thanksgiving dinner at her mother's posh town house in The Boltons, a quiet crescent in South Kensington. Needless to say, there wasn't anything the least bit expat about either Colin or his sister, but Pammy knew Serena from the all-girls school where they'd both gone to high school together, or whatever they call high school on this side of the Atlantic.

As for Colin…well, let's just say that Pammy had gotten fed up with my attempts to organize my love life for myself, and had decided to barge in, more like a charging herd of water buffalo than a fairy godmother. Bless the girl. All I could say was that it had worked. After all, I was here, wasn't I? More importantly, Colin was here.

" — the rest of the dinner?" he was saying.

"Oh, it was the usual thing," I said blithely. "We all ate until we felt ill, and then we had dessert."

Next to me, Colin chuckled, and I felt the boost of it go straight to my head, like a shot of Red Bull on an empty stomach. I was clever, I was charming, I was Super-Date!

Thus emboldened, I informed him, "It's not a proper Thanksgiving dinner unless you have to roll yourself groaning out the door at the end of the evening, swearing that you'll never eat again."

"I'm so sorry I missed it," he said blandly.

Making a face up at him, I made a big show of trying to recall what happened next. "Aside from the indigestion, you missed out on a great bit of social satire. All the financial people stared fishily at the fashion people and the fashion people made fun of the financial people."

"Which camp did you join?"

"Neither. Serena and I slunk off into the parlor and drank all the rest of the gin. We had a lovely chat."

Suddenly, the hand at my elbow had gone as limp as last week's lettuce. Trepidation came off him in waves. "Did you?"

"Oh yes," I said. "Serena told me all sorts of interesting things."

She hadn't, actually. Mostly, we'd talked about her job at a gallery, and then Pammy had barged in, and it had been all about Pammy's latest boy, who had gone off to Hong Kong and didn't seem likely to return. What with all that, there hadn't been much time for pumping Serena about Colin's childhood peccadilloes. But I was enjoying making Colin squirm.

In the shadows, I could see Colin mentally cycling through his catalogue of potential disasters. I was just grateful my own sister was safely on the other side of the Atlantic.

"Weren't we going to get dinner?" Colin asked hastily.

I made a mental note to myself to pump Serena for information in the not-so-distant future. Even better, I could have Pammy do it for me. With Pammy at hand, there's no need for thumbscrews. She could wring information from a turnip.

Taking pity on him, I indicated the quiet street around us with a sweeping gesture. "We seem to be in a restaurant-free zone. There's not even a Pizza Express in sight!"

"Impossible," returned Colin. "They're everywhere. I even have one under my pillow."

I wondered whether the pillow he was referring to was a Sussex pillow or a London pillow. The only times I'd seen him in London, he'd been staying with his great-aunt in Onslow Square, which would seem to imply that he didn't have a London flat of his own. There was the huge old family pile out in Sussex, a lovely Georgian mansion with a late Victorian library that I coveted with every last breath in my body, but it was hard to imagine someone our age actually living full time out in the country, all alone, in a house meant for a large family and hot-and-cold running servants.

"Are you staying with your aunt while you're here?"

"I usually do when I'm in town," he said, which didn't answer anything at all. I wanted to know what he did in town, where he lived when he wasn't in town, and what his views were on long distance relationships. Did London to Sussex count as long distance?

"Do you live at Selwick Hall full time?" I realized how silly it sounded the minute the words were out of my mouth. "Sorry. It's just that you don't usually see people without a family living out in a big house in the country. I mean, at least not in New York. Is London different?"

Damn. Open mouth, insert whole leg. Now I'd made it sound like he was some weird sort of family-less freak.

Fortunately, he took it in the spirit in which it was intended. "I used to live in London," he said easily. "Up until two years ago. I had a flat in Crouch End."

"I haven't been there," I said, just to say something.

"You aren't missing much. It's very modern, very trendy." He shrugged, in cynical commentary on life's little vagaries. "It seemed the thing to do at twenty-two."

"And then?" I asked.

"When my father died — " was it just me, or did his lips seem to pause over the words? "When my father died, someone had to look after the old place."

I touched a hand lightly to his forearm. "I'm so sorry."

"Don't be," he said lightly. He didn't make any effort to pretend that he didn't know what I was talking about. "It was a long time ago."

Two years ago. Not that long, in the grander scheme of things. I wondered if that had to do with why he was so inexplicably single — and why his sister was so painfully thin. Had there been a woman in the picture two years ago, back when he had the flat at Crouch End?

I couldn't even begin to imagine what sort of impact the death of a parent might have. Mine were both alive and well, back in New York, to be argued with over the phone, commiserated over with my little sister, and called whenever I needed reassurance, money, or both. I made a mental note to call them when I got home. Not because I needed money or reassurance. Just because.

"What did you do in the city before you moved?"

"I was in the City."

Hmm. I thought we'd already established that I knew he was in the city. "But what did you do there?"

"I worked in the City," Colin repeated. Then, as I stared blankly at him, his eyes crinkled at the corners in comprehension. "Not the city, as in London," he clarified. "I meant the City. The financial district. Like your Wall Street."

Who was it who said that Americans and Brits are divided by a common language? Well, whoever it was, they got it spot on.

"Oh," I said, feeling like an idiot. "Right. I knew that."

And I did — at least, I'd seen the term before, in books and magazines. The papers were always going on about scandals in the City. It's just that it's very hard to realize the difference when you don't have that convenient capital letter to clue you in.

"I never realized just how American I was till I got to England," I confessed. "So you did financial stuff?"

"Stuff was my specialty," teased Colin.

"Come on. That's not fair. How much do you ever really know about what other peoples' jobs are?" Warming to my theme, I waved my free hand in the air for emphasis. "I mean, my best friend's a lawyer, but I have no idea what she actually does, other than that she's always stuck in the office late, and her desk looks like it was eaten by a giant paper monster."

Colin looked bemusedly down at me. "A paper monster?"

"You know, big piles of paper." I sketched them out with one hand, like a mime with a nontraditional box.

"You have a very vivid way of putting things."

"Thank you. I think."

My compliment fishing went unrewarded. Instead of assuring me that I was the most amusing raconteuse he'd ever met, Colin said, "I know what you do."

I shook my hair back and said, just as archly. "Not all of it."

"Your secret life of crime?" speculated Colin. "Or are you undercover for the CIA?"

Considering that it's what I'd been wondering about him, it made me go redder than I'd otherwise have gone. I did notice that he had very cleverly routed the conversation away from his putative job in the City, and whatever it was he had done since. I'd have to get back to that once we'd had something to drink.

"Double-O Eloise? I don't think so. I'm just a humble Ph.D. student, trying to cobble together a dissertation before my committee kicks me out."

"Do you enjoy it?" he asked. He sounded like he meant it, like he really wanted to know.

"Sometimes more than others," I admitted.

We had been meandering quite slowly, along a quiet residential street lined with identical white-fronted town houses. Now, Colin slowed entirely to a stop, turning so that he was facing me.

He smiled right down at me in a way that made my graduate career seem like a purely academic topic. "And right now?"

"Right now I'm enjoying myself quite a lot," I murmured.

Anything louder than a murmur might have broken the fragile shell that surrounded us, that edged out the houses and the parked cars and the bustle of Bond Street just a few blocks away. We stood alone in the glow of a streetlamp, in a moment as round and perfect as the interior of a snow globe. It seemed perfectly natural when Colin reached out a hand to brush a strand of hair away from my eyes and tuck it behind my ear, and even more natural for his hand to linger against my cheek after the hair was safely tucked.

"Weren't we going to get dinner?" I asked breathlessly, shoving my hands into my pockets just to make sure I didn't do something stupid like fling them around his neck. "I mean, if you're hungry, that is."

"I'm always hungry," said Colin cheerfully, taking the change of subject in stride. "What do you fancy?"

Him, but that was beside the point. "There's a little Greek place near my flat if you don't mind a bit of a walk."

I wondered if he'd notice that crucial detail, "near my flat." Not that I was necessarily planning anything, but…just in case.

"Lead the way," he said.

"I would," I hedged. "Only I'm not quite sure where we are."

Colin gave me one of those "you've got to be kidding" looks. "We're three blocks from Bond Street."

"Which way is Bond Street?"

Colin pointed.

"I have no sense of direction," I confessed. "If it were up to me, we'd probably wind up in Edinburgh by accident."

"That's a long walk," said Colin, completely deadpan, except for the flicker of a dimple in one cheek that gave him away.

"Trust me, I've done worse. Actually, I got lost in Edinburgh once. It's a good thing it's not a large city."

"Where were you trying to go?"

"I meant to go to Holyrood House, but somehow I wound up by Arthur's Seat."

"You didn't climb Arthur's Seat, did you?" Colin was watching with amused fascination.

"Noooo. Not then, anyway. That was another night." I wafted that aside. "On the plus side, I find all sorts of interesting things that way. I stumbled on the Tollgate Museum when I was looking for the National Library."

"Aren't those in opposite directions?"

"It depends on where you're coming from," I lied cheerfully. In fact, they had been in opposite directions from the dorm where I'd been staying in Edinburgh. I'd just gotten entirely turned around and gone the wrong way. But, as I'd said, the Tollgate Museum had been more than worth it.

"Right." Colin settled back in the classic pose of the lecturer, weight evenly balanced on both feet, hands up and slightly parted. "This" — he pointed to the right — "is the way to Bond Street. If we walked that way" — he pointed straight up — "we would land on Oxford Street."

I rather liked the sound of that we.

"And there," he finished up, pointing left, "is Belliston Square. Grosvenor Square is just one over from that. If we keep going this way, we'll be at Hyde Park."

He'd lost me well before Hyde Park, partly because I was too busy admiring the strong shape of his hands as he gesticulated. They were awfully nice hands, broad without being beefy, permanently tanned from a lifetime spent in outdoor pursuits. I'd bet he was a brilliant skier. I already knew he was a rider; I'd seen a picture of him with a horse on his great-aunt's mantelpiece, looking sunburned, wind-blown, and utterly at ease. It was all my knight-in-shining-armor fantasies rolled into one very human package, minus the armor.

In order to hide the fact that I'd been so busy drooling over him that I'd paid no attention at all to what he'd been saying, I seized on the bit I did know.

"Belliston Square!" I exclaimed, with far more enthusiasm than the location warranted. "I was just there today. For the Vaughn Collection," I explained, pointing it out as we strolled into the square. "Have you been there?"

"Not for years," Colin admitted. "I seem to recall being dragged there by my mother as a small child, but I haven't been since. Serena tried to get me to go last year, but — " His lips closed very tightly over whatever it is he had been about to say.

"But what?" I asked, genuinely curious. Museums seldom elicit such violent reactions, unless they're the sort of museums that have installations of crosses suspended upside down in jars of urine, or photos of men in unnatural poses, which the Vaughn Collection decidedly was not. Gainsborough tended not to go in for that sort of thing.

Colin shook his head dismissively. "There was a chap — " he began, but before he could get any further into it, his attention was distracted by a man popping up out of the service entrance of the Vaughn Collection, practically under our noses.

The man was coming up the stairs of the sunken entrance known in the nineteenth century as "the area," the short flight of stairs that led down to the kitchen, scullery, and servants' hall. Or, in these days, the bathrooms, the reference room, and assorted offices and storage areas. He was a tall man, with an umbrella clamped beneath one arm and a briefcase in his hand, looking more like a City stockbroker than an employee of an art museum.

His eyes went instantly to where I stood with Colin, the streetlamp lighting my hair like a flaming brand. It's hard to inconspicuous when you're one of the few true redheads in a city of blondes and brunettes.

"Eloise!" Dempster exclaimed expansively. Umbrella sticking out from under his arm like a duck's tail, he advanced on me with his free hand outstretched in greeting. "Is there any way I can be assistance? Did you leave something — "

And then he saw who was standing beside me.

Colin hadn't said a word. He had just grown stiffer and stiffer until it was a bit like standing next to a barbershop Indian, a wooden cutout of a man painted to imitate life. His eyes were fixed on Nigel Dempster with a hostility that could only come from actual acquaintance.

The light from the streetlamp glinted wetly off Dempster's parted lips as he bared a full set of teeth in a broad smile.

"Not only Eloise — but Colin Selwick! What a perfectly lovely surprise…."