"You drugged them… again?" The agent scratched his head.
"Well, what was I supposed to do, Gus?"
"Um, how about not drugging them?"
"Oh you're no fun, Gus. Tell me, when have drugs ever done more harm than good."
"You're kidding, right?" The agent looked around, "You have to be joking."
"I don't joke." Grandma sniffed. "And I stand by my decision. Every man needs help every once in a while."
"Shall I add drugging to your kidnapping charges?"
"Well if you must. I don't want to have to give you too much paperwork, Gus. I really don't want to be a bother."
Jace
"Um, Beth." I swam to the edge of the pool and tried to think of a way to tell her that wouldn't sound crazy.
"What?"
I'd been swimming around for a good five minutes while Beth went in search of towels, but now that she was back, I had to tell her. Damn it. Damn Grandma!
I shook my fist at the sky.
"You okay, Jace?"
"No." Embarrassed, I closed my eyes. "I think there was something in my tea."
"What do you mean?"
"I think I was drugged."
Beth's eyes widened. She took a step toward the edge of the pool and leaned down so she was on her hands and knees, talking to me. And let's be honest. I the state I was in, it was doing more harm than she even realized.
"What type of drug? Do you feel funny?"
"I wouldn't say I felt funny…" I looked down. "Just… inappropriate."
"Huh?"
"Viagra. She put Viagra in my tea."
Beth burst out laughing, "Jace, I highly doubt she would do that. You're a young healthy virile—" Her eyes widened. "Oh, Lord."
"What. Do. I. Do?" I grasped the edge of the pool like it was my lifeline.
Beth's grin grew. "Clearly you have a little problem."
"Can we call it a big problem?" I hissed. "You know, for my self-esteem and all? Can we not refer to it as little or small or miniscule or—"
"I got it." Beth held up her hand. "We have a tiny problem."
"Damn, should have seen that one coming."
"Just…" Beth waved, "make it go away."
"Just make it go away?" I repeated. "Make IT go away? How do you imagine I go about that, Beth? In a public place? In a public pool? Under the watchful eyes of God? Hmm?"
"Whoa. Easy, sinner. I don't mean for you to fornicate with the pool toys or anything. I'm just... thinking."
"Can we come up with a better idea? One that leaves pool toys out of this whole conversation?"
"Don't be so touchy," Beth snapped. "We'll just wait it out."
"Right." I nodded. "Great. So I'll just stay in the pool for four hours in hopes that the situation alleviates, and if it doesn't, what then? Call 911?"
"Well they do say that if an erect—"
I covered her mouth. "There's an easy way to fix this." Without thinking about the ramifications of my actions, I pulled her into the pool, clothes and all.
When Beth came up for air, she screamed. "I'm not really a prostitute, Jace!"
Luckily the only other couple at the pool were by the swim-up bar and partying it up.
"Stop yelling!" I pulled her to the furthest corner of the pool. "And I didn't call you a prostitute. I accused you of having a shady past. There's a difference." But if she were thinking about a career change, now would be the time to fully commit.
"This is SO not the fairytale." Beth smacked me in the shoulder once we reached the other side of the pool by the waterfall.
Thunder rumbled across the sky.
And then sheets of rain started tumbling out of the sky — it wasn't a normal rain. It was a Noah rain. The type of rain that makes it almost impossible to see the person in front of you without blinking the drops out of your eyes.
Beth tilted her head back and laughed.
I couldn't laugh. The laugh was stolen from my chest the minute I saw her close her eyes as the water dripped down her body. I would never need Viagra in that woman's presence. Ever.
Just put Beth in front of all the test subjects for ED. Problem solved. I should get a medal.
"Come here." I growled, pulling her close to me. She didn't fight. She wrapped her arms around my neck and her legs around my waist.
I groaned as she pressed against me. I was ready to beg, I'd been brought that low. Weeping? Yeah, it was going to happen. A grown man was going to weep, jury was still out whether the weeping would be from ecstasy or pain.
"I'm still not helping you." Beth smiled. "But there is this one thing I've always wanted."
"There's several things I want at the moment," I said in a hoarse voice as I moved against her. "But what's your one thing… tell me."
"I want to be kissed in the rain."
I touched my forehead against hers and nipped her lower lip then whispered against it. "I think I can do that."
Our mouths touched.
And it was like lightning had struck the pool. My entire body hummed as Beth's mouth worked against mine. I pushed her against the wall of the pool and then jerked her hard against me when she moaned into my mouth.
My body didn't just ache for her — it burned from the inside out, the outside in. Every time her teeth grazed my lips or her tongue collided with mine, I was burning hotter and hotter. Ready to explode. Happy and satisfied to be kissing her, even though my body had physically wanted more, I was finding ecstasy in her touch.
Rain poured down our faces as I walked her through the water, back underneath the waterfall.
I tripped with her in my arms; we both laughed as I managed to get us into the little cave.
My lips were about to find hers again when I heard a low voice say, "Beth?"
Beth moved her hands toward my pants, so I ignored the voice.
"Beth, is that you?"
Growling, I pulled back to yell but stopped when Beth's face visibly paled. "B-Brett?"
"Hey!" He waded through the pool and pulled her in for a hug. "How are you? It's been so long!" He released her.
I tugged Beth closer to me and shielded her; I would have peed on her to mark my territory if my body would have allowed it. Seriously, the guy needed to back the hell off before my fist ran into his face.
"I'm good." Beth gripped my arm tight. "And you?"
"Awesome! Just on vacation for a few days." He held up his hand. "Hold on, you have to meet my fiancée."
He left. Beth's grip tightened. She looked like she'd just seen a ghost — and not a friendly one like Casper — one that feeds on the souls of small children.
"Make a run for it?" I whispered, tugging her away from the man with too much chest hair. Did he get implants? Did guys do that? To look more masculine?
"They'll see us," she said through a fake smile.
Brett reappeared with a plastic Barbie doll look-alike in nothing but a string bikini and smile.
Wonders never cease.
"This is Paris."
"Of course it is," I said under my breath. Beth elbowed me and held out her hand.
"Pleasure to meet you, Paris. I'm Beth."
Paris shook her hand, but passed Beth over as if she were a tiny little bug. Instead her eyes were glued to me and my naked chest. Of course they were. I'd be looking at me too if I had to date someone who used the same comb for his hair that he did his chest.
"Senator Jace Brevik?" A predatory smile made its presence known on her Botox-infused face.
I gave her points that she could still manage to move her mouth, let alone bust out a smile with all that swollen puffy skin.
"Yes. Yes, I am."
Brett laughed. "I knew you looked familiar! What are you doing here? Beth, holy shit, that's so cool you work for a senator?"
"Work?" Beth repeated. "What do you mean?"
"Well, you know." Brett waved her off. "You always were so smart. I just figured you were here to offer support to the senator and his wife or lover or whatever. Say, where's your significant other?" Brett looked around. "I would really love to meet her. Honestly, it would be an honor."
"My Brett's in politics too." Paris kissed Brett's neck and sighed. "He's the mayor of our town."
How nice. Brett thinks being a mayor means he's in politics. I should punch him in the balls and get it over with.
"Oh yeah?" Beth's lower lip trembled.
Why the hell did she look like she was going to cry?
"Yeah, Mayor of Bellingham, but I have aspirations for more." He puffed out his chest.
Bellingham, Washington? Right. Good for him. If he kept at it, he could run against me for president, said no person ever.
"Anyway, we won't take any more of your time, but if your better half or whatever shows up while we're all at the pool, it would be cool to do a photo op."
"Why not now?" I found myself saying.
"But your girlfriend—"
I should have stopped talking. Instead, words were coming out of my mouth without my permission, and my arm wrapped protectively around Beth's shoulders. "She's right here."
Paris's mouth dropped open, and Brett turned bright red. Take that, sucker.
To add insult to injury, Beth chose that exact moment to grab my face and kiss me so hard that my mouth almost went numb from pleasure. When she pulled back, I tried to kiss her again, but she laughed and hugged me instead. The Viagra was still in full effect, and my body didn't understand that this wasn't the most appropriate of times to attack her.
I shot a look to Brett that basically said, That's right, bastard. She's mine. Be an asshole elsewhere. We're full up here.
"Wow." Brett smirked. "I, uh, I wouldn't have guessed."
"Why not?" I said smoothly. "Beth's one of the leading chemists in the field of research and development for GreenCom, she graduated with honors from Yale, and has more schooling than both of you combined. I'd say it makes sense." I pinched her ass.
She stomped my foot.
"Besides, she's sexy as hell."
"Well." Brett cleared his throat. "I guess we should take that picture then?"
Beth elbowed me again.
I glared.
She pointed down.
I cursed.
"Something wrong?" Paris purred, her talons resting on Brett's hairy chest.
Wasn't she afraid her fingers were going to get trapped? She scratched a bit, some of the hair covered her pink nails. I puked a bit in my mouth. And problem? Gone. Wow, and to think all I needed was a Botoxed woman touching another man's chest hair.
"Actually," Beth gripped my arm, "we were just on our way back to the hut for a nap, but we'll be here all week. I'm sure we'll see you later."
"Dinner," Brett said.
Would he never give up?
"Uh…" Beth looked to me for help.
"Sure," I answered without looking at Brett. "But just so you don't think we're flaky, we haven't been eating much. This trip is all about proper hydration so we can spend all day and night in bed. This is the first daylight I've seen in hours. And I intend on keeping this one…" I swept Beth up into my arms and kissed her hard on the mouth, "…very, very busy."
"Geez, get a room," Brett said under his breath.
"Oh, we have one." I smirked. "With a California king and a plunge pool. See you later, Rhett."
"It's Brett!" he called.
"Okay, Rhett!" I ignored him and walked with Beth in my arms all the way back to the edge of the pool. "Now we make a run for it."
"Now?" Beth winked.
"Don't make me chase you."
"If you catch me, you get a prize," she teased, lifting herself out of the pool and crooking her finger at me.
"I like prizes." I lunged after her.