"How do you sleep at night?" the agent asked.
"How lovely of you to be concerned." Grandma touched his arm. "A tiny pink pill followed by two large glasses of merlot. Works like a charm. I sleep like the dead, except for when Charles Barkley gets agitated with my snoring."
"Charles Barkley?" the agent repeated. "In your bed?"
"Well, where else would my dog sleep?" Grandma rolled her eyes. "Some people."
Beth
My vacation was over. I couldn't bring myself to feel sorry for Jace or for anyone else. Grandma was just trying to help, though her motives were so very, very illegal. Still, she loved them, and I loved her for it.
I couldn't even find it in myself to be angry.
If anything, I was sad.
Because he'd promised me six days.
And they'd been stolen from me on day three. I was owed three more days of romance, three more days of the fairytale. Instead, I was given my sister, her new husband, his brother, and wife.
Now that Jace had people watching — people who knew a heck of a lot more about his past than I did, there was no way we'd have any more stolen kisses, caresses, fights under the stars. I shivered and closed my eyes for a brief moment as I remembered the taste of his lips on mine.
At least I had that memory.
His hands on my body.
His mouth, hot and urgent.
I'd probably retell the story to my cats once I got home and fully gave up on the male species as a whole. Maybe I should count myself lucky that I hadn't fallen in total irrevocable love with him. Because at this point, walking away would be doable. Hard, but doable. Another four days, and it may have wrecked me to see Jace turn his back on us.
"You look like you need this." Char pushed a shot of tequila toward me. "Pinch your nose and throw it back. I don't care how vile it tastes, because right now you look like someone just told you Vampire Diaries got canceled."
"Not funny." I glared.
"Take the shot," Char countered.
I took it and winced as the liquid burned down my throat.
"Olé!" Jake shouted, joining us at the table.
The man could try the patience of a saint. He had the most gorgeous hazel eyes and dark hair, both Titus men did.
"Beth, seriously, if you want me to assassinate Mr. Senator, just say the word. Or nod." When I didn't do anything, he continued, "Or blink. Hell, just breathe. One exhale and I'll do it."
"I doubt she wants me dead when I can make her feel things I'm doubting you've ever made any woman feel in your entire existence," Jace said in a tense voice from behind me. His hands rested on my shoulders and then ran down my arms. I shivered in response and gave Jake a cocky grin.
"So," he returned my grin, "I guess a cheers are in order."
"Cheers?" Jace repeated.
"To the senator who found his heart." He held up his glass.
"Just like the squirrel who found its nuts." Jace winked.
"What?" I looked around the table.
Travis laughed. "Just go with it."
"Seems to be a common theme," I muttered, lifting my rum punch.
"Always is." Kacey clinked her glass with mine. "So what's the plan for the day?"
"Plan?" Grandma waltzed up to the table like a woman on a mission. "I've got everything settled. First a fake bachelorette party, and, Jake, try to keep your pants on this time. We don't want any more elderly ladies having strokes."
His eyes narrowed. "That was one time."
Grandma ignored him. "Followed by a lovely outing tomorrow morning after group therapy. Of course we'll later have a rehearsal dinner. Would you believe I already had dresses brought in? Oh, and Javier! Javier!" Grandma yelled, breaking the sound barrier and my ear drums, for that matter. "This is Javier. He's going to be taking the wedding pictures."
"Fake wedding pictures," Jace corrected. "You're not pulling a Jake and Char on us."
"Aw, we're like a verb." Char and Jake bumped fists.
I ignored their cuteness just like I ignored the excitement bubbling around me. What would it be like to be a part of this family? What would it be like to be so in love with someone, so in sync that you were deliriously, hopelessly happy?
Jake and Char shared a kiss and laughed.
"Of course not." Grandma put her hand over her chest and sighed. "I would never. Believe me, I've learned my lesson. It's best that love happen naturally. At any rate, we'll snap some pictures and lie about the wedding, saying it's too private to share with the world."
Jace gripped my hand. "So we pretend."
"Of course." Grandma's keen eyes examined our joined hands. "After all, you have three more days of the fairytale, don't you, Jace? We wouldn't want to mess with curses and folklore, now would we?"
I bit down on my lip to keep from laughing.
"Who told you?" He slammed his fist down onto the table.
"Oh, the captain and I go way back," Grandma smirked.
I hoped to God that Jace wouldn't ask what that meant, because by the looks of the way she was blushing, it probably wasn't appropriate for the general public, or anyone for that matter.
"Now," Grandma sat down at the table, "enough of that. I've set up a few outings for us to go to as a family. Javier will take pictures, and everyone will go home with smiles on their faces. Of course, at the end of the next three days."
"Does that mean I get a new honeymoon?" Jake asked. "Since you crashed this one?"
"Ditto." Travis grumbled.
"Oh, please." Grandma waved them off. "I let you have at least three days. I thought it very generous, all things considered."
"How do YOU FIGURE?" Jake asked.
"Jake stop yelling. You should be thanking me, not scolding me." She waved him off. "So are we in agreement?" Grandma looked hopefully to everyone's faces.
Was no even an option with this woman?
"Question," Jace asked calmly. "If this is all supposed to be a ruse to save my career from tanking, and I'm supposedly at my own destination wedding, wouldn't my parents be here? And what about Beth's?"
Grandma's smile grew. "Perfect timing, wouldn't you say, Your Honor?"
Jace's face drained of all its color as he slowly turned around and swore. "Father."
"Son, we need to talk."