The House on Mermaid Point

Chapter Three

They practically tiptoed out of Tampa early the next morning before the paparazzi came back. Dustin, who’d woken way too often during the night, was still half asleep when Kyra buckled him into his car seat, and Kyra wished she were, too. Maddie climbed into the driver’s seat clutching a travel mug of coffee, took a sip, and started up the minivan. “And we’re off!” she said far too happily as they fell in behind Avery’s bulging Mini Cooper and the two women shoehorned into it.

Kyra yawned and laid her head against the window as they picked their way through morning traffic then headed east across the state to pick up I-95.

“What a gorgeous day!” Maddie’s every pronouncement rang with the kind of good humor that demanded an exclamation point. “I can’t wait to see the Keys! All the travel guides I picked up are on the backseat if you’re interested. I thought reading up on all of the keys would be a good idea so that we’d be prepared for wherever we end up.”

Kyra blinked sleepily. Yawned. She was nowhere near ready to face the day her mother seemed to be embracing so joyfully, and it wasn’t just because Dustin had fussed during the night. Maddie’s mood had lightened with each mile put between them and Atlanta. Kyra knew her father had fucked things up royally, but even so it was disturbing to see just how much the proximity to her father and the life they’d lived had been weighing her mother down. And how much she seemed to be looking forward to the challenges ahead of them.

Maddie turned on the radio and began to hum along. Kyra’s eyes fluttered shut on the thought that if her mother’s mood lightened any further, she’d be floating above the minivan instead of sitting inside it by the time they reached Miami.

When she woke hours later her mother was still humming. Dustin whimpered in his sleep. His long lashes flew open and his face scrunched up. He began to cry.

“Yikes,” Kyra said. “Are your teeth still hurting you, little man?”

Dustin poked his thumb into his mouth and began to suck mightily.

“Hold on, Dustin. Help is on the way.” Pulling the backpack that served as diaper bag and holder of all things Dustin into her lap, she rooted around until she located the teething ring. “Here you go.” She handed it to him and watched him shove it in his mouth and begin to gnaw. “Do you want to read a book?” He nodded vigorously, and she pulled out a board book about boats that Chase had given him. “Boog!” he said, his mouth still clamped around the knobby rubber ring.

Once he was settled, Kyra looked around. “Where are we?”

“We’re on the Florida Turnpike headed south.” Her mother was smiling. “According to the GPS we just keep going until we hit U.S. 1. Did you know that U.S. Highway 1 starts at the northern tip of Maine and goes all the way to the Monroe County courthouse in Key West, which is Mile Marker Zero? That’s the very southernmost tip of the continental United States.”

“Cool.” Kyra knew she should be glad that her mother sounded so happy, but Maddie’s eagerness to embrace her future was even more disturbing than seeing her father with his new girlfriend, Kelly. And that was truly cringe-worthy.

“What happened to Avery and Deirdre?” she asked, seeing no sign of the Mini Cooper.

“They got off a couple of exits ago for gas. Since it’s a pretty straight shot we decided not to worry too much about caravanning.”

Kyra yawned. Her stomach rumbled. The teething ring dropped out of Dustin’s mouth and he began to kick his legs. “Can we stop soon? I think it’s time for a diaper change. And I wouldn’t mind grabbing something to eat.”

“Sounds good,” Maddie said. “I could definitely use a pit stop. And we should probably go ahead and top off the gas tank.”

“I’ll drive after that,” Kyra offered with what she hoped would be a last yawn. “I just need to get some fuel and caffeine in my own tank.”

As soon as they switched seats, her mother took what turned out to be a major collection of travel guides from the backseat, arranged them in her lap, and began to spout Florida Keys factoids at an alarming rate. Dustin did his share of pointing and babbling as they passed Homestead and skirted the Everglades, stuck in a line of slow-moving cars inching their way south. But each piece of Keys trivia or history that her mother shared was laced with a degree of excitement that soon set Kyra’s teeth on edge.

“It says here that ‘keys’ comes from the Spanish word cayos, which means ‘little islands,’” she said. “They’re composed of coral and limestone and there are forty-two bridges connecting them. In fact, the Overseas Highway is built on what was once Henry Flagler’s overseas railroad—that was what first connected the Keys to the continental United States.”

Kyra smiled and nodded. No comment seemed required.

“Oh, look!” Maddie pointed to a sign barely two minutes later. “We’ve just officially crossed into the Conch Republic—the ch is pronounced like a k so it sounds like ‘konk.’”

“Kunk!” Dustin said.

The story of how the Keys seceded from the United States in April 1982 to protest the U.S. Border Patrol roadblock and car searches for drugs and illegal immigrants that were impacting tourism followed. “And then they declared war on the United States, surrendered a minute later, then applied for one billion dollars in foreign aid.” Her mother laughed. “Isn’t that awesome?”

“Absolutely,” Kyra said. “Totally awesome.”

Kyra stole a look at her mother. Who had always played by the rules, been the responsible party, done the right thing. And was now completely enthralled by political shenanigans that were little more than a publicity stunt.

“I bet you don’t know what a conch is!” her mother said.

“Then you would be right.”

“It’s a large marine snail—a mollusk—and a staple food in the Keys. That’s why they call someone who was born and raised here a Conch.”

“Because they look like snails?” Kyra asked, barely resisting the urge to roll her eyes.

“I can’t wait to try conch chowder. And conch fritters. And . . .” She flipped through one of the books on her lap. “You wouldn’t believe what all they can make out of that snail.”

Maddie buzzed on with excitement. A veritable mosquito of happiness that Kyra wanted to swat at.

“Did you know that Key Largo used to be called Rock Harbor?”

“Um, no. But I loved the movie,” Kyra said. Bogie and Bacall had had an affair on the set of their first film just like she’d had with Daniel. Only no one had gotten evicted from the film—or pregnant. And Bogart had left his wife for his costar.

“According to this guidebook, in 1948 local officials talked the post office into changing its name to Key Largo to capitalize on the movie,” Maddie said. “Even though they shot the whole film on a soundstage in California and Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall never even set foot here.”

Her mother flipped through a magazine. “Oh, my gosh! We just missed the Bogart Film Festival! But they have the African Queen, the boat that was used in the Bogart/Hepburn movie, on display. It even goes out for tours occasionally.”

“Af Keen!” Dustin chimed happily.

Still fighting the urge to slap down her mother’s happiness, Kyra simply smiled and nodded. Fortunately as the mile markers slid by, Kyra’s irritation began to ebb. It was hard to stay cranky when confronted with the incredible expanse of sparkling turquoise water and the crisp blue sky that met it. Mother Nature had definitely known what she was doing when she laid out the string of islands, decorated them with tropical plumage, and then squeezed them in between not one but two luscious bodies of water.

“The keys take a westward turn right around Marathon,” her mother said with one eye on the map that she’d pulled, accordion-like, out of one of the guidebooks. “And right after that is the famous Seven Mile Bridge.”

“Bitch!” Dustin exclaimed, the teething ring forgotten for the time being.

Both of them turned their heads around.

“I think we’re going to have to work on his pronunciation,” Maddie said.

“Are you kidding? I think we should record it for playback the next time we hear from Tonja Kay.” Kyra couldn’t help smiling at the thought. “What did you say, Dustin?”

“Bitch!” Dustin gurgled.

Kyra’s ponytail whipped in the warm breeze as all three of them laughed.

The sun glinted off the water and Kyra folded the sun visor down in an attempt to cut the glare. They’d lowered all the windows so that they could catch the ocean and Gulf breezes. Perhaps it was time for someone to design a convertible-topped minivan. That, too, made Kyra smile.

“The railroad and hundreds of people, many of them World War One vets working on a road project and who were in the process of being evacuated, were wiped out by a massive hurricane with two-hundred-mile-per-hour winds and an eighteen-foot tidal wave in 1935. There’s a monument right around Mile Marker 82, where we’re supposed to check in.” Maddie looked around tentatively. “How could they evacuate even today? I mean, this is the only way in and out.” She snapped the guidebook shut.

“It’s May. If we’re lucky we’ll be in and out before August, when hurricane season gets serious,” Kyra said, though all of them knew that the network wouldn’t object to the ratings bonanza that another hurricane like the one that had menaced Bella Flora would provide.

“Do you want me to text and see if Nikki or Avery and Deirdre have heard anything yet?” Maddie asked.

Kyra looked at her mother. “Um, no. Thanks.” Maddie had sent autocorrected texts requesting “dick measurements” and revealing plans to serve meals composed of “baby black bugs.” One slip of either thumb could launch a search-and-rescue mission.

At Mile Marker 83 they passed Whale Harbor Marina—a complex of wooden buildings and docks on the Atlantic side. The fly bridges of fishing boats poked up into the sky, and signs advertised charters for fishing as well as a watering hole and restaurant called Wahoo’s.

The urge to spoil Maddie’s fun had passed, but now that they were almost at the appointed rendezvous point, Kyra was ready to see the house they’d be working on or at least find out where in the Keys they’d be.

A text dinged in. “Can you see who it’s from?” Kyra asked.

“It’s from the network,” her mother said. “Rendezvous point adjusted to Mile Marker 79.5,” she read. “Bud N’ Mary’s.”

“What’s a Bud N’ Mary’s?” Kyra asked.

Maddie leafed through her guidebooks. “I’m not sure. It could be a restaurant or a bar. Or a hotel. Or . . .”

Kyra’s eyes scanned from right to left, bay side to Atlantic. A strip mall with a visitors’ center/Chamber of Commerce and an assortment of small buildings slid by. An angular sign straight out of the fifties announced the Islander Resort across the road on the left. A large wooden mermaid marked the entrance to a place called the Lorelei on the right. She slowed down as they passed what she thought might be the Hurricane Monument.

Along this stretch of the Overseas Highway new and shiny rubbed elbows with old and funky. Her mother appeared spellbound. “Oh, look, there’s the Cheeca Lodge and the Green Turtle Inn. They’re in my guidebook.”

“We just passed Mile Marker 81.”

Another text dinged in. Maddie squinted down at her screen. “This one’s from Avery. It says, ‘Brace yourself . . .’” Her thumb moved. “Oh, no!”

“What? What is it?” Kyra’s stomach dropped as she looked over at her mother. “Have they met the owner?” Ever since she’d found out that Daniel Deranian was the mystery buyer of Bella Flora she’d been afraid that he would somehow be tied to the Keys house, too. Or worse, that the network might have chosen a home that belonged to Tonja Kay in an effort to boost ratings. “Does she say anything about the house?”

“No. I mean, I don’t know,” Maddie said. She looked at Kyra. “I was trying to ask that when I accidentally hit ‘delete.’”

A green mile marker on the right-hand shoulder snagged Kyra’s attention. “Oh, my God! We’re already at . . . Hang on!” She turned the wheel sharply. “There’s Bud N’ Mary’s on the left!”