Shopaholic to the Stars

CUNNINGHAM’S

Rosewood Center

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W 3rd St.

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Los Angeles, CA 90048

Dear Mrs Brandon

Thank you for your letter. I’m glad you enjoyed your recent visit to our store.

Unfortunately, I cannot comment on whether the woman shopping at the M.A.C counter on Tuesday was ‘Uma Thurman wearing a long dark wig’. I therefore cannot tell you ‘exactly which lipstick she bought’, nor ‘whether she’s just as lovely in real life’, nor pass on your note ‘because she must want a friend to hang out with and I think we’d really get on’.

I wish you all the best for your forthcoming move to Los Angeles. However, in answer to your other query, we do not offer introductory discounts for new residents of LA to ‘make them feel welcome’.

Thank you for your interest.

Customer Services Department