Shopaholic to the Stars

INNER SANCTUM LIFESTYLE SPA

6540 HOLLOWAY DR. * WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA 90069

Dear Mrs Brandon

Thank you for your letter – I’m glad you enjoyed your recent visit to our spa.

Unfortunately, I cannot comment on whether the woman in the front row in your yoga class was Gwyneth Paltrow. I’m sorry that it was hard to tell because ‘she was always upside down’.

I therefore cannot pass on your query as to how she achieves ‘such a perfect headstand’ or whether she has ‘special weights in her T-shirt’; nor can I pass on your invitation to an organic tea with kale cakes.

I’m glad you enjoyed our gift-and-lifestyle shop. In answer to your further question, should I meet your husband in the street, rest assured I will not tell him about your ‘tiny splurge on organic underwear’.

Thank you for your interest.

Kyle Heiling

Achievement Manager (Eastern Arts)