Boy Meets Girl

East Side Floral Company

“Say it with Flowers”

1125 York Avenue • New York New York, 10028.

To: Kate Mackenzie care of Dolly Vargas. 610 East End Avenue, Penthouse A.

Forgive me?

Mitch

J

To: Jen Sadler

Fr: Kate Mackenzie

Re: Flower Delivery

Roses. Two dozen of them. Pink ones.

From Mitch.

Like I’m just supposed to forget he got me fired.

Still. It’s sweet of him. Considering I barfed on his shoes and all.

Kate

To: Kate Mackenzie

Fr: Jen Sadler

Re: Flower Delivery

So are you going to have dinner with him, or not?

J

To: Jen Sadler

Fr: Kate Mackenzie

Re: Dinner

Like a few flowers are going to make everything okay? I am so not having dinner with him.

Please.

No way.

Kate

To: Mitchell Hertzog

Fr: Kate Mackenzie

Re: Hi

Hi, Mitch. I tried calling your office just now, but your assistant says you’re out. Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you for the flowers. They’re beautiful.

Thanks also for helping me last night . . . that is, Jen told me you helped. I don’t actually remember it very well, except the part where I heaved on your shoes. Sorry about that. Every time you come near me you seem to get sprayed with something, don’t you? Like I’m Mount St. Helens or something.

Anyway, if the offer for dinner still stands, I’ll take you up on it.

Kate

To: Kate Mackenzie

Fr: Mitchell Hertzog

Re: Hi

Of course the offer for dinner still stands. Seven okay? Glad you liked the flowers. Don’t worry about the shoes. I didn’t like them much anyway.

Mitch

To: Jen Sadler

Fr: Kate Mackenzie

Re: Me

I’m going.

WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?????

Kate

To: Kate Mackenzie

Fr: Jen Sadler

Re: You

I so knew it.

Wear a skirt.

And remember, though he may be a cute wheelchair-basketball-playing lawyer with barf on his shoes, you still don’t know where he’s been. Don’t forget to use a condom, Miss “I’ve Only Been with One Other Man My Whole Life.”

J

To: Jen Sadler

Fr: Kate Mackenzie

Re: Me

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

Kate