Every Boy's Got One

e-mails

To: Jane Harris

Fr: Malcolm Weatherly

Re: Ciao

Hey! Where are you? I haven’t heard from you. Hope things are going good.

Listen, do you remember if I left my green ESPN hat at your place? Because I can’t find it anywhere. I know I could just go buy a new one, but that was my lucky one. If you remember, could you let me know? And when you get back, send it to me, if you still have it?

Cool.

Rock out.

M

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To: Listserv

Fr: Peter Schumacher

Re: JANE HARRIS

Listen up, kids! You are not believing what is happening! JANE HARRIS, creator of our beloved Wundercat, is here in Italy! Yes! IN THE HOUSE THAT IS NEXT DOOR TO THE ONE OF MY GRANDMOTHER!!! She is helping her friend to get the elopement in Castelfidardo!

And I have conversed with her! She says she will be drawing me some original sketches of our most favorite cat for this site! YES!!!!!

And JANE HARRIS is looking to be HOT! She has the dark brown hair (long, like we like it, boys!) and big brown eyes, and the very cute figure (sorry, girls!). She is looking very much like the beautiful vampire warrior Selene (played by the ravishing Kate Beck-insdale) in the finest film ever made of all time, Underworld !

And she has slain this mortal’s heart!

I will be reporting more of the news of JANE HARRIS as it is happening!

Until then,

WUNDERCAT LIVES FOREVER!!!!

P. Schumacher

Webmaster, www.wundercatlives.com