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Match the Quote—Answers

Which Deity Said What?

1. “There’s a method to my madness. Yes, that method might be a teensy bit evil and seemingly random, but someone’s gotta make life interesting.”

A. Cimil, ex–Goddess of the Underworld

B. Acan, God of Intoxication and Wine

C. Zac Cimi, God of (TBD)

2. “Living for seventy thousand years without love is a fate I would not wish on my worst enemies.”

A. Máax, the One No One Speaks Of

B. Camaxtli, Goddess of the Hunt

C. K’ak, just… K’ak.

3. “A happy ending awaits us all, but only if we are brave enough to risk everything and have faith it will come.”

A. Ixtab, Goddess of Suicide

B. Camaxtli, Goddess of the Hunt

C. Akna, Goddess of Fertility

4. “Don’t touch the unicorn. Never, ever touch the unicorn.”

A. Cimil, ex–Goddess of the Underworld

B. The clowns (Cimil thinks they are deities, so that counts)

C. Cimil’s unicorn