1 May — Saturday

Another month.

Started this in mid-February, day before Valentine’s Day I think it was. Pissing and moaning that nobody sent me a valentine.

Next Valentine’s Day I can send cards to all of Jennifer’s playmates. I wonder if any enterprising manufacturer has developed a line of pornographic valentines. A lovely idea, that.

Could make my own. Get a Polaroid camera with a timer and take color close-ups of my cunt.

“Happy Valentine’s Day. Wish you were here.”

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